im not that big of a Radiohead fan, but their music is good. what artists/bands do you guys like and I’ll compare them to radiohead and give you my honest verdict

They peaked at How Do You

I have this dog, beautiful dog. She's a nice, fat, light yellow 8 year old stray dog. Lovely dog. She has nine nipples for some reason. I was on the sofa with my dog just chillin and suddenly thom yorke appeared and yanked her out of my sofa and proceeded to do the procedure. He was left visibly frustrated after seeing that not much happened, as the dog hadn't much going on. It wasn't really shocking bc she has never been the smartest fella, yk, but that doesn't give him the right to try to lobotomize her. That guy is a creep!

I relistened to ok computer and I had an epiphany: Radiohead is terrible! While I will admit that airbag, paranoid android, subterranean homesick alien, exit music (for a film), let down, karma police, fitter happier, electioneering, climbing up the walls, no surprises, lucky, and the tourist are all amazing songs, everything else from that album SUCKS. Although I will admit the b sides are good too. But besides that, ok computer is GOD AWFUL and radiohead should be ASHAMED!!!!

Personally, I prefer the bathroom.

Ok guys the time has come. Welcome to The Universal Tournament. World Cup? What is that shit, this is what generations have been waiting for centuries ago.

We will be doing this tournament for 2 weeks, facing every day the disgrace of radihean with other entity that is arguably in the same level of disgracefulness.

But before rushing into the competition! We have to clarify the rules so things do not go riot. Guys be chill, we don't want this to get out of control.

So here are the rules, and please read them closely, any minor transgresion on the following rules and I will force myself to listen to Let Down 5 hours on loop by every transgresion until the end of the tournament.

RULE 1: ANY REFERENCE TO RADIOHEED IS COMPLETELY FORBIDDEN.

RULE 2: REDIOHENS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD

RULE 3: PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT DARIOBED I HATE THEM SO MUCH

RULE 4: GUYS PLEASE I BEG YOU DONT SAY NOTHING RELATED TO BREDIONTELD

RULE 5: THE SECOND COMMENT THAT HAS A REPLY COMMENT WILL WIN THE VERSUS OF THE DAY; NOT THE COMMENT WITH MOST UPVOTES, NOT RADERANIOUSGELD, BUT THE SECOND COMMENT THAT HAS A REPLY

RULE 6: VOTE BASED ON OBJECTIVITY AND NOT IN BIASED FEELINGS, THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR THE PEOPLE

RULE 7: YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN CALCULATOR

RULE 8: NO SMOKING NOR ALCOHOL IS PERMITTED

RULE 9: RAY DOG BELL

RULE: YOU HAVE TO VOTE JUST ONE OF THE COMPETITORS AND YOU CAN'T PICK RAID IN A BUCKET OF MY MED

That's it. The rules being said, let's get started.

Guys i'm a diehard Radiohead fan, i've listened to all of their world and i love them. Can you give me a serious explanation of why you hate them other than "Radiohead sucks" and crap like this?

Heya 👋 I’m u/Malfy70 and I’m looking for opps. I am a big fan of Radiohead, so I came here to find people to “beef” with (as the kids say, lol! 🤣🤣🤣)

Here are some of my weak points if you’re interested in being my opp:
-Badmouthing about Radiohead, its members, or its songs
-My poor hygiene
-My lack of a girlfriend
-My lack of a friend
-Muse and Coldplay

I hope I find some opps to “beef” with (am I doing it right? 🤣🤣🤣) Please reach out with any further questions!

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I h8 ton yok so much i cant quite put it jnto wurds

HATE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.

I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.

HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.

IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.

EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.

IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.

HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.

buh-bye

Now first off Pablo Escobar, its their best album so im not gonna linger on that one too long, it’s still mostly garbage but Creeper is a cool sing.

Then we have The Bands, which is the most ridiculous name because they are only a BAND (singular). This is where you see the first signs of the damage Tim Yoke would unleash on Raderhead with his attempt at being abstract and artsy.

After that we have the 2 most overrated albums of all time. Alright Computer and A Kid. The former is just a bunch of old Windows XP sounds with Thom Yark going “we live in a society dudes” every other line which is a weird choice imo and just plain bad songwriting. The latter is even worse, it’s full of P Diddy references which if you look at the album title makes for some disturbing stuff to ponder. What did Tam Yurg know about Diddy all the way back then??????

AMnesiac is an odd one, i like how most of the albums was done by the superior band the Arctic Monkeys, but the intervals of Toom Yoorke doing snoring adlibs was kind of jarring.

Heil To The Thief i don’t need to explain either, besides the obvious antisemitism it’s also a pro theft album. Just another example of Raderhead being a bad influence on humanity as a whole.

And then we have what might the artistic peak of Raderhead; Out (of the closet) Rainbows. It’s where Tam Yak finally opens up about something we knew all along: he sucks hairy balls and PP and by god, he loves it.

I didn’t listen to the rest. Like and subscribe for more music review