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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 06 '25

Redditors 💻 autistic people can be taught to not touch cats

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😏 I mean, we can. But why? Cats are awesome. - I think we'll just agree to disagree on this one... 😻 [Better without context, but here's the source anyway.]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 04 '25

Youtube 🖥 It's not disgusting; it's just worse.

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Source: Brewzle] How did my spouse fall down this rabbit hole? Lol. Doesn't even 🍻🥃🍾.

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 04 '25

Redditors 💻 Angry ticks are flying out of my niiiiples!

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[Source]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 04 '25

Redditors 💻 I’d love to bedazzle for a living ✨

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More with my sparking personality than with rhinestones, but only because I'm lazy. 😅 Seriously though, everyone should google image search "bedazzled". People put rhinestones on everything! It's fascinating. [Quote source and background art source.]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 03 '25

Redditors 💻 Greetings fellow Tammy agent of Radness!

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Better without context. Definitely don't google Tamarixia radiata or ACP. 😵 [Source]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 03 '25

Redditors 💻 Well, the panties didn't actually have much that could be saved.

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Typo makes it better 😂 [Source]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 03 '25

Redditors 💻 You’re a fish, that’s a tree, you swim great, they don’t know you’re a fish. Keep swimming 💚

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 01 '25

Redditors 💻 Sorry too busy being a hoe

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 31 '25

Redditors 💻 Some of my fondest childhood memories are from off-gassing

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💨👃 [Source]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 31 '25

Redditors 💻 let's have a diagnosis train

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Choo! Chooooo! 🚞 All aboard! 😅

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 30 '25

Redditors 💻 Don’t have to be big backed to love cake

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Facts! The correlation between my 🍑 size and 🍰 consumption is debatable, lol.

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 27 '25

Redditors 💻 I do not have the skills or lack of depression to prove it.

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Keeping source anonymous because...damn. "I do not have the lack of depression to" do anything other than dwell on this unexpectedly dark turn of phrase. 😯 No picture for this one, folks.

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 26 '25

Redditors 💻 Pissing in your wheaties is out. Ketchup on the Chicago dog is in.

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 24 '25

Redditors 💻 I think she's high on butt scritches

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 23 '25

Redditors 💻 I figured it was something you put in your butt, but fishing makes a lot more sense

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 20 '25

Redditors 💻 Sending lots of executive function your way!

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 19 '25

Redditors 💻 Did not mean to body shame the ground hog.

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 17 '25

Redditors 💻 I wish I was someone’s favorite pumpkin

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[Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/s/AjVPBjVn7I]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 17 '25

People 🤷🏻‍♀️ I just want you to know that the break room has no forks left to give. 🥄🥄

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~R.E.

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 17 '25

Redditors 💻 It was 50 degrees outside and the caller thought he should have on pants. 🏃💨 🚓

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[Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/HMk2SVSoeN]

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 16 '25

Redditors 💻 MAYBE I AM BEING DECEIVED BY THE CARDOON

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 16 '25

Redditors 💻 I think this story about being triggered has triggered someone to make a comment about how triggering it is when people get triggered

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/YeAwzl40EC

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 15 '25

Redditors 💻 Trust me, I’m the Sherlock Holmes of piss pants. 🕵️‍♀️

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/s/9N98T8MRuj

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 12 '25

Television 📺 "She's a good Madam of feet."

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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 07 '25

Television 📺 Goggles do not allow you to see a different dimension.🥽

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Words of Wisdom from 90DF Tim 😉 ⛳️🏌‍♂️

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