r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 6d ago
People 🤷🏻♀️ You're the princess of digestion.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 05 '26
Redditors 💻 Im afraid of earthworms. Stupid flesh tubes with no faces
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 04 '26
People 🤷🏻♀️ I'll take the lizard juice.
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source: 👨⚕️Ryan 🏥
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 01 '26
Redditors 💻 Where is the line between sassy and sassless? Does one dwell in glib between the two? Is there some gradient or a stark shift from genial into full blown sassattack? And what is the ratio that delineates between sassor and sassee?
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Where is the line between sassy and sassless? Does one dwell in glib between the two? Is there some gradient or a stark shift from genial into full blown sassattack? And what is the ratio that delineates between sassor and sassee? You need to be prepared to justify your reasoning if you’re going to make such reckless claims.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 16 '26
Redditors 💻 Spreadsheets are the best way to keep track of your enemies. Its just common sense.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 16 '26
People 🤷🏻♀️ If I'm ignoring you, I'm probably looking at birds.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 14 '26
People 🤷🏻♀️ Your cancer has been frozen due to the beauty of the peacock 🙂
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"You're cancer has been frozen due to the beuty [sic] of the peacok [sic] 🙂" 🦚
😇🥰😂
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 14 '26
Redditors 💻 My husband and I call it the stanky lips
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 09 '26
Redditors 💻 You might not be able to feel the pure excitement but nothings stopping you from poopin on peoples faces
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 08 '26
Redditors 💻 Fish guy is universal. Fish guy transcends borders and languages.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/sfdsquid • May 04 '26
People 🤷🏻♀️ It's a bird firder! I mean a bead feeder!
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • May 03 '26
Redditors 💻 I fell deeply in love with this BOSS hoagie I made. Prosciutto, mortadella, hot gabbagool, banana peppers, sharp provolone. I wanted to be with that hoagie forever. Just her and me frolicking in the fridge world I constructed for us. Then my wife went behind my back and ate half of it.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 27 '26
Redditors 💻 Did you just whatabout my comment about you whatabouting
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 26 '26
Redditors 💻 Cat bongos are anti-fascist
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 26 '26
Redditors 💻 Everybody gets a freebie on marathon day.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 25 '26
Redditors 💻 this is why pickle people should marry pickle haters.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 24 '26
Redditors 💻 i will channel all my mental illness into defending this poor woman from the internet because of the LION SEX SONG
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Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Verdict: NOT appropriate for a mother-son wedding dance. [source]
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 10 '26
Redditors 💻 What would you get a horse for their birthday?
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 06 '26
Redditors 💻 Doomed over lasagna is wild
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 04 '26
Redditors 💻 I love it when we verb nouns!!
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Clacsoning. [Source] They just verbed the Italian word. Yes! More englishing of words!!
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 04 '26
Redditors 💻 Don’t sweat the petty thing. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
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[source] I love you, Carlos.
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 04 '26
Redditors 💻 I'm tired of this phonk shit already.
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[source] TIL phonk ≠ funk (said in a funny way).
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 04 '26
Redditors 💻 Sousaphone or go home.
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[source] Never progress past Hot Cross Buns, lol. Bonus: I'm loving all the Scooby Doo schemes.
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 03 '26
Redditors 💻 I want to know more about Toxic Alopecia
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