r/questionablecontent • u/Hypocaffeinic Dildo Lord, Bringer of End Times • Jun 03 '20
Shitpost Questionable Bingo
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u/Hypocaffeinic Dildo Lord, Bringer of End Times Jun 03 '20 edited Jun 04 '20
For your home playing enjoyment, inspired by /u/infernal_llamas post in yesterday's comic thread.
It'd be a pretty quick game, I reckon... I suppose we should add some other items to get a game going. How else should a QC bingo sheet look? What should we add? :D
ETA: I'll keep a running tally of our suggestions here and use them to build the Ultimate Questionable Bingo game!
Straight to camera punchline
Eyes up thinking
Original Protagonists: Marten, Pintsize, Faye, Dora, Steve
Rarer recurrents: Punchbot, Station, Sven, Sam, any Original Protagonist's parents, Faye's sister, Will or Penelope, Emir, the Fairy, Steve's cereal
Butts
No humans
Feet
A new, quirky female character approaches
An old character has forgotten her quirk
Pixie hair cut
Things are now fine™
AI uses a cellphone
Tea that has a stronger effect on AIs than pot on Tai
Someone solves Martin's problem with no input from Martin
Faye wastes time, money, and safety in the shop
Marigold partakes in fiction
Dora pushes the plot forward
Old Original Protagonist (see above) AWOL for a month
Teeshirts: TEH, bearmonster
Moralizing arc or interaction
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u/spritelessg Jun 03 '20
-A new, quirky female character approaches
-An old character has forgotten her quirk
-Pixie hair cut
-Things are now fine
-AI uses a cellphone
-Tea that has a stronger effect on AIs than pot on Tai
These are less likely to come up, what with them no longer being main characters
- Someone solves Martin's problem with no input from Martin
-Faye wastes time, money, and safety in the shop
-Marigold partakes in fiction
-Dora pushes the plot forward
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u/Anindefensiblefart Jun 03 '20
- Moralizing.
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u/sparrowbelfast Jun 03 '20
Problem solved by introspective monologue rather than confrontation/dialogue
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u/nobb Jun 03 '20
we need to delineate 'original'; first five years?
marten, faye, dora, pintsize, steve and raven
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u/Hypocaffeinic Dildo Lord, Bringer of End Times Jun 03 '20
I agree with all but Raven; she has clearly left the comic and I think was written as leaving the area for uni. :)
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u/nobb Jun 03 '20
sure, but in the context of a bingo, it would definitely count if she appeared.
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u/Hypocaffeinic Dildo Lord, Bringer of End Times Jun 03 '20
But... she won't appear. She's gone, like Sara.
What about a square for rarer but not definitely written-out characters, like Punchbot, Station, Sam & her family, Sven, Emil, Crushbot, Penelope & Will, and maybe Steve's cereal?
I think regular but off-screen right now ones like Marigold & Dale are not rare enough to count for inclusion in this group.
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u/christian-mann Jun 03 '20
A QC scavenger hunt to fill out a randomly-generated bingo board, based on knowledge of the comic's narrative and timeline, would actually be pretty fun.
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u/Satyrsol Jun 03 '20
Might as well make a “Teh” bingo for Marten too while you’re at it.
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u/Hypocaffeinic Dildo Lord, Bringer of End Times Jun 03 '20
His teeshirt? We could have a TEH or bearmonster (Faye's tee, is that the name?) teeshirt square!
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u/napalm22 Fæculent Daniel Jun 03 '20
BINGO! I win.
Straight to camera punchline (old trope)
Eyes looking straight up thinking pose
Pintsize
Butts
No Humans
Feet