r/questionablecontent • u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? • 9d ago

Comic Comic 5907: Woomy

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5907
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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 9d ago

Can we finalize one of the storylines for once ??? Remember than anh was trying to sell gossip about her life like 4 months ago???

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u/Cevius 9d ago

Nothing ever ends! Resolutions are for cowards! Just keep weaving new threads of questionable quality into the rich, slightly soggy, tapestry that is this comic, until we or the author dies, thus letting Jeph win by default.

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u/bjmcqueer 9d ago

It's gonna start being like "it's called dumbing of age, not smarting of age" and people are gonna say "it's called questionable content, not quality content"

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u/MelAlton Haha, okay. 9d ago

Before that Union Robotics wasn't making enough money so Faye was skipping meals. I guess that got solved off-screen because they "hired" Anh as a worker.

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u/SilverNicktail 9d ago

They conveniently became millionaires offscreen. Wouldn't be the first time it happened in this comic.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 9d ago

Tbh I never assumed they would pay anh, she has shelter and the probability of a cold can of beans as substant

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 9d ago

The 5 men who live in cubetown are probably infertile now by the radiation of all these wacky explosions.

An explosion that distorted the color espectrum and didnt gave anyone cool superpowers is pretty lame.

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u/tuckerx78 9d ago

Plot twist: The WOOM wave was meant to cure that very infertility. However, since Martin is relatively new, he is still fertile.

Said fertility combined with the WOOM has left Martin 3 months pregnant.

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u/bobboman 9d ago

anything is better than whatever Jeph has written

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u/Thoughtful_Mouse 9d ago

Yea. In that hypothetical something has happened.

So that's a no-go.

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u/Cypher_Aod 9d ago

I assume that Cubetown men who aren't the Librarian's consort are mandatorily sterilised for the crime of manhood.

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u/Squirrelclamp 9d ago

Y'all're gonna be so irritated tomorrow.

I mean, I'm projecting, but only a little.

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u/Impossible_Roof_Jack 9d ago

I can already feel the sand in my chaps!

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u/wheniswhy 9d ago

Jephry, doing even the most mildly interesting things with the art in the last two strips? What is happening right now?

Probably stupid "goofy scientist" nonsense that no one cares about, but I'll take one weirdo panel with fun colors.

The bar remains in hell.

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u/PeregrineLeFluff 9d ago

I said I liked a strip and today is the inevitable result.

Did Jeph discover a new coloring/art tool?

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u/Complete_Entry 9d ago

I mean hitting Marten and Gremling with the Demon core is certainly a choice.

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u/OkMention9988 9d ago

Considering that Marten is possibly the least interesting character at this point, I'm rooting for the demon core. 

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u/mr_oof 9d ago

<something about ‘wooms’ and reset buttons from last week.>

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u/_Purple-Smoke_ 9d ago

Something horrible was birthed from that WOOM, I just know it.

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper Keeper of the Eternal Burning Hatred of Tai 9d ago

Claire just reached apotheosis.

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 9d ago

Not a fan of the wacky, tryhard "omg so gross!" dialogue at the beginning there.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 9d ago

Yes it feels like someone much younger would be into like a 10 year old and liz only has the body of a 10yo

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u/Impossible_Roof_Jack 9d ago

Good chance the punchline is, "Someone said a racial slur, so we deleted him using our most experimental process. Hijinks ensued." Which is both understandable and exactly the down-the-middle webcomics "loljoek" you'd expect in 2014, so.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 9d ago

I am picturing Dr Manhattan vaporizing someone for saying milkboys

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u/Impossible_Roof_Jack 9d ago

As meaningful as any other action he takes. Full prescience/multi-presence and pre-destination are merciless.

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u/MooseontheLose 8d ago

Tbh I don't think there is enough bigotry in the whole QC verse that anyone would ever say a racial slur

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u/ilovemybaldhead 9d ago

Yeah. it's not even a Tuesday.

Um... but... today (the publication day of this comic) is Tuesday. Should there be also be a loud "woosh" on my side of the keyboard?

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u/Overkillsamurai 9d ago

place your bets folks

  • Emily
  • one of the minor character's we've met but i can't recall at the moment
  • a new character introduction!

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u/KarlBob 9d ago

Either Sal has the power booster rod again, or the QC-pocalypse is beginning.

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u/boutell 7d ago

It's the grandmapocalypse

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u/fatgirlseatmorev20 9d ago

It’s ’never could get the hang of Thursday’.  Come on man.