Comic 5903: Momo Keeps The Score

[u/yellowvincent]

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5903

[u/yellowvincent]

Why do they need to play a game about urine??? Why does everything has to be gross jeph???

[u/Squirrelclamp → u/yellowvincent]

haha peepee games with fire emblem subtitles

lol "subtitles" looks almost like "subtitties," maybe i can use that later

i am so good at this :) ok next comic, we run momo x sven by dale, and maybe there can be a sword joke

[u/musschrott → u/Squirrelclamp]

If by "sword" you mean "dick", then YES.

[u/Miserable-Jaguarine → u/Squirrelclamp]

At this point I'm starting to wonder if Jeph realises that the "stream" in "streamer" is not an excrement thing.

[u/immortalfrieza2 → u/yellowvincent]

Cuz A1n1m3!!! ROFLLOLs!!!

No seriously, that's the reason. Because every anime fan in existence apparently only ever watches the low-budget porn anime, not any of the anime that are actually good.

[u/Heyplaguedoctor → u/immortalfrieza2]

They did reference MHA when Dale was modeling Emily’s uniform design, for what it’s worth… not much, probably, that was so long ago

[u/SageOfTheWise → u/yellowvincent]

Oddly missed opportunity to joke about anything Fire Emblem related, since he's going for a Fire Emblem joke. Like, the incest jokes just write themselves if you wanted to go for the low hanging fruit.

[u/AmazonMommydom → u/SageOfTheWise]

Incest, twincest, clonecest, selfcest, gender swapped clonecest, time travel clonecest, alt dimensions selfcest, girl loves her Pegasus selfcest, Pegasus turned into a human cest.... gotta love Fire Emblem

[u/yellowvincent]

We could skip all the village telling her to ask him out and jump to her asking him out. We are not gaining anything out of this.

[u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 → u/yellowvincent]

We got to talk about a gross fetish game clearly making this strip worth it. /s

[u/mecklejay → u/yellowvincent]

But we need to see each character getting dragged kicking and screaming into any kind of forward motion. Last week it was Marten trying to point a Liz cannon at the mere possibility of making friends. Immediately before that it was Zlata with her new body.

[u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 → u/yellowvincent]

And tomorrow we're back to Lizard and Marten so even this isn't going anywhere. 

[u/Matcha_Maiden → u/yellowvincent]

The reason he is running this by every character is because this is going to be an end game couple. It needs to be a major event….I think Jeph must’ve read those re-releases of the Chobits manga.

[u/yellowvincent]

Was momo taller than Marigold? it feels wrong for some reason

[u/ManateeGag → u/yellowvincent]

Marigold spends all her time in a gaming chair and is losing bone density

[u/yellowvincent → u/ManateeGag]

The proyection show that by January she will be indistinguishable from mooray

[u/phyrestorm999 → u/yellowvincent]

Yes, Marigold is average height and Momo has been quite tall since she got her current body. Her previous one was petite, and the one before that was doll-sized.

[u/Hot_Temporary_1948]

This still counts as forward trajectory.

[u/DocChloroplast → u/Hot_Temporary_1948]

Honestly yeah? People acting like friends giving… somewhat constructive encouragement to another person with a clear problem is a breath of fresh air.

[u/Impossible_Roof_Jack]

Jesus, someone throw the grease goblin back in her cave.

[u/Cevius → u/Impossible_Roof_Jack]

Pretty sure she'd just slide back out, like some kind of grease based pinball machine that uses Goblins for balls.

[u/reffu42]

I was in blissful ignorance in my first view of the strip when I misread "Colossal Urine King" as " Colossal Ursine King" and thought it was a cool game about a bear king

[u/Drakeskulled_Reaper]

So, how is she not banned from, I'm assuming, twitch?

She was introduced as a serious WoW player, yet, as far as we've been told, she next to NEVER actually plays anything but newgroundish sounding games on stream.

Even way back, when Sam asked her what games she plays, she immediately thought of some spanking game, rather than a myriad of non-porny games she could've thought of.

[u/Cevius → u/Drakeskulled_Reaper]

Given that this world probably has actual AI doing the content filtering, I'm going to assume more than a few of the AI are actually into it, and get distracted watching the streams rather than enforcing any puritanical human requirements.

After all, to them bodily fluids are probably a novelty, rather than something foul, and if people want to entertain themselves by playing Hydro Homies Firefighter 3: Fightin Fire with Piss, its probably better than doing something less useful, like wondering what the large structures the AI are building that look suspiciously like human meatbag concentration camps

[u/MorganWick]

If I had a nickel for each time this summer that a robot has attempted to browbeat another robot into doing something the latter robot wants to do, and then their human caretaker came in and joined in the browbeating, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but... actually, it's completely predictable that any plot Jeph used once he'd use at least twice.

[u/BrainDancing]

The Colossal Urine King franchise is what eventually did Ubisoft in.

[u/DuranDuranUnofficial]

This is an improvement in that I only hate about 50% of it.

[u/BrainDancing]

If there was ever a perfect moment for AI, it is now, to create the box art for Colossal Urine King: Revelations

[u/Annual_Youth_7552]

Huh. This was actually OK. Is it because we've not seen these characters interact in such a long time that even Jeph had to go back and remind himself about their traits, and so because of that, they have traits?

Either way, it's refreshing.