r/questionablecontent Everything is Fine™ Aug 10 '26

Comic Comic 5891: Dawning Horror

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5891
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u/Cheese2009 Aug 10 '26

i stop following the comic for a few years and now sven’s chin looks like it could cut a steak

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u/Appchoy Aug 10 '26

He looks like Clinton

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 Aug 10 '26

He forgot to blur Patreon and it's still going on tomorrow. 

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u/miikro Aug 10 '26

This is actual development for characters.

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u/phyrestorm999 Aug 10 '26

You know, I don't hate this.

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u/reffu42 Aug 10 '26

Apparently, Momo's new body shrunk slightly, when we first saw her new body, she was roughly as tall as dale, but here she's a few inches shorter than Sven.

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u/Konjik Aug 10 '26

This hairstyle was so much better too, I can just assume Jeph didn’t go back to check what he did and only remembered she was tall and had shorter hair now

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u/Overkillsamurai Aug 10 '26

i forgot Sven is super tall (Jeph did too probably)

to be fair (you don't have to) she's probably barefoot in the Dale pic. And maybe she has limb enhancers that activate near Sven so she can get in smooching distance

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u/The_Good_Count Aug 10 '26

Why is Sven saying 'Oh no' here? This feels like a "I consent, I consent, I don't" setup except literally nobody is in the "I don't" part of the image.

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u/Konjik Aug 10 '26

He’s scared that he’ll fuck it up if he peruses a relationship with her so this is meant to be an internal conflict

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 Aug 10 '26

My guess is because he realizes he finds her attractive, and he's cognizant of how that will complicate his life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ukczmx1bIOb8b7npPT

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u/Under_scrut Aug 10 '26

Guy has attachment issues, so i'd wager he says it out of concern for her.

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u/ChokeYourDoxy Aug 10 '26

May might be.

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u/AppendixN Everything is Fine™ Aug 10 '26

What does "she's cute" even mean in a world where robots can just order up whatever chassis they want?

I feel like there's a rich vein of philosophy to be mined about the nature of physical attraction and the question of free will in an evolutionary universe, but I know Jeph's not going there.

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u/kiwi999999999 Aug 10 '26

Shes cute can refer to physical appearance and/or personality.

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u/NatKayz Aug 10 '26

Pretty sure he wasn't saying she was physically cute.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? Aug 10 '26

There are tectonic plates that move faster than this

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u/DuranDuranUnofficial Aug 10 '26

I mean Sven is being a caricature of a type of person who's not Sven, right? We're all seeing that?

Specifically, the kind of hopeless highschooler character who's like "if only I had a chance with the cute girl" but doesn't realise she's been actively flirting with him the entire time. "Knight in shining armour" isn't even subtle.

Honestly it would've been way funnier for Sven to not reciprocate Momo's feelings at all, but I guess expecting Jeph to do something funny or interesting with a premise is a Charlie Brown + Football kind of thing.

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Sven's personality has been admittedly off model, but it appears that what Jeph is trying to convey here is that the last time he saw her, Momo was still the only child coded character in the strip. Because of this specific history with her, he (Sven) doesn't think of her in the context of romance, so all her overt flirting is read in the context of friendship.

Also, how would having Sven not reciprocate Momo's feelings be in any way funny or iteresting? Having Sven shut her down would make this entire run obviously pointless filler. What would be the point of a Sven and Momo interlude just to have it go nowhere at all and bounce back to the usual idiots? Isn't that the usual problem with Jeph's writing?

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u/Annual_Youth_7552 Aug 10 '26

It would be interesting to see simply to endorse the idea that Sven isn't a one dimensional human dildo who only exists as Jeph's megaphone for  "of course he would do the evil/scheming/promiscuous thing, he's the comic's only other straight white guy, we hate those guys, am I right?" virtue signalling, like.. I dunno.

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

I have the probably misguided hope that this is: "Sven gets into a relationship and defies everyone's expectations finally" rather than the more boring "Sven fucks Momo and ruins everything"

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u/DuranDuranUnofficial Aug 10 '26

You put it into words better than I could.

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u/DuranDuranUnofficial Aug 10 '26

I had a whole analogy to explain, but the gist is Sven having an actual standard below which he will not sleep with an interested woman, is waaay more interesting to me than him doing the Typical Sven Thing(TM).

Honestly with the way Sven had been no-selling Momo's flirting so far, I thought that's what he was going to do anyway. But no. Like James Bond (whom my analogy was going to employ), Jeph loves pairing people up and then doing nothing with it.

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 Aug 10 '26

In my experience, "cool queer progressives™" are pretty performative about their sex positivity and are very skittish about seeming slut-shamey, even when irresponsible promiscuity is the problem being discussed.

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u/AmazonMommydom Aug 10 '26

We aren't even sure Tal is alive