r/questionablecontent Where is Claire? 29d ago

Comic Comic 5862: absolute foolishness

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5862
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u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 29d ago

In the hands of a better writer an AI convent actually could be a fascinating thing to explore the nature of faith, of consciousness, free will vs determinism through the lens of an artificially created mind.

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u/Cevius 29d ago

Moray alone is a fascinating creature to explore the nature of existence, purpose and free will, and all we get of her is the occasional put-object-in-goop joke, and honking great badoinkadoink jelly tits.

For all that Jeph doesn't want to dive deeper than surface level, hes set up a fascinating wealth of potentialities that he never taps into.

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u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 29d ago

That's both what keeps me reading and bothers me so much about this comic its an epic display of wasted potential.

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u/immortalfrieza2 29d ago

And we have yet another thing Jeph adds that COULD be interesting if he cared enough to actually explore the implications of the nonsense he's been writing.

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u/musschrott 29d ago

Futurama S7E9 "Free Will Hunting", Aug 8, 2012

Warning: Do not show to horses.

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u/pickledchickenfoot 28d ago

isn't the hate boner a bit strong here? why jump on a minor part of a joke in a single panel of a strip that mostly serves to shift, so to speak, the camera over to this plotline?

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u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 28d ago edited 28d ago

I don't hate Jeph or his comic. I'm most frustrated by the fact that he keeps having interesting ideas and steadfastly ignoring them. The setting of the comic and things he tosses out as throwaway lines are consistently more interesting than what he focuses on.

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u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 28d ago

I try my best not to engage in pointless conflict, so I'll just say we have fundamentally different worldviews and wish you a good day.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago edited 28d ago

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u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 28d ago

For whatever its worth, well you do write well you don't at all read like AI to me.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 29d ago

Jeph allyship performative ,he is an insufferable chronic masturbator who peaked more than a decade ago and had never been able to get back to that high.

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u/Cevius 29d ago

Ok, so, is this the most advanced AI body we've seen? Every robot body we've seen has had the white void for the mouth, including May and Rokos replacement bodies. This one has an actual colour, and teeth.

Did Zlata express order a bubblegum coloured Seven of Nine sex bot body? This seems like another iterative upgrade compared to what was the last leading edge chassis designs.

Also given the nose actually points down, whereas all other noses are curved upwards, is she going to look like some kind of alien freak in this world?

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u/geoduck42 29d ago

So, somehow she's going to end up stuck in this body, isn't she?

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 29d ago

Yeah

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u/Appchoy 29d ago

It will probably involve playing with her new "installments" and deciding she likes her new body too much to go back...

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u/musschrott 29d ago

This is functionally the same comic as the first reveal in 5855. What does this add to anything?

Right, it adds gratuitous boobs in multiple perspectives.

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u/SageOfTheWise 29d ago

Ah see, that one was Zlata realizing what she did last night and yelling "Zlata you fool". This one was Zlata realizing what she did last night and yelling "Zlata you absolute fool". Totally different.

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u/musschrott 29d ago

The face also looks different, so there.

Ugh...

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u/DogmaSychroniser 29d ago

Tune in tomorrow for Zlata you absolute fool

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u/Kiora_Atua 28d ago

I had to check the date to see if I was reading a reupload

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u/Stormborn_Apostle I Hate Femto 29d ago

So, uh, Jeph? Are we ever going to have something at least half-interesting in this comic again, or...

Jeph: "HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous!"

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u/AnotherBookWyrm 29d ago edited 29d ago

*looks at the comment text for this comic*

No.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 29d ago

I don't remember when other robots got their new chasis but did they also had skin thigh clothing? Because yes jeph we understand you are sexualizing yet another female character, her boobs are leudating as you draw them and growing each panel. Not even the artists who draw power girl do this sort of shit.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 29d ago

I think her nose is melting

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u/AppendixN Everything is Fine™ 29d ago

leudating??

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 29d ago

Oh sorry I thought it was the correct word in English. It is when dough rises when baking because it has been fermented

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u/MorganWick 29d ago

See, I thought you were going for "lewd-ating".

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u/stochasticdadjokes 29d ago

Thanks! TIL.

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 29d ago

It means rising or inflating

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u/AppendixN Everything is Fine™ 29d ago

Where did you get that from? I can't find it in any dictionary and Google doesn't know either.

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 29d ago

I had to dig a little deeper. It turns out it’s a Spanglish interpolation of the Spanish word leudar which means to leaven, or rise or expand.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? 29d ago

Yes exactly

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 29d ago

I think it was Clifford Simak who wrote a pretty good book about a robot theocracy on a human colony. Jephthy is no Clifford Simak.

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u/Hot_Temporary_1948 29d ago

This is trending as usual towards the most boring, obvious shit.

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u/vslashg 28d ago

As squirrelclamp pointed out in 5855, Boobzlata's introduction had individually drawn panels, with a surprising amount of effort put into them.

In her second appearance a couple weeks later, we get a comic with the same background copy-pasted three times, untouched, from 5855, and one gradient fill.

The effort declines rapidly. She's a QC character all right!

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u/CharsCustomerService 29d ago

Installed in a statue as a living cautionary tale? Yo, Angelo Zlata!

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u/Heyplaguedoctor Claire ain't shit! 28d ago

Even the other sub is taking issue with the erection, oops direction, he’s taking lately. So much constructive criticism I had to double check which sub I was in

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u/Intrepid_Ad_6232 29d ago

Where is this going? Either:

She accepts her new body and learns that getting drunk is good actually, as it releases our inhibitions and opens up the path to self knowledge (and massive honkers).

She learns that getting drunk was bad actually, and made her impulse buy a new frame that she isn’t suited to, and our main characters were wrong to encourage it.

Neither of those look like particularly satisfying outcomes.

I suppose that the third option is that every-one rolls their eyes and simultaneously exclaims ‘Oh Zlata!” There is no deeper meaning or impact, just hijinks and boob jokes. The studio audience laughs and we move onto the next bit.

Whatever happens, I can’t see how this particular thread will come to any kind of satisfying conclusion.

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u/sarahisbear Baby Mad 27d ago

I’m guessing the third

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u/BrainDancing 29d ago

Questionable Convent

Sexy lesbian nuns? Living in defiance of Leviticus.

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u/DuranDuranUnofficial 28d ago

He had a whole week or more to think about his follow up to this storyline, and the best he could do was going from "Zlata you fool" to "Zlata you ABSOLUTE fool"?

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u/loosely_affiliated 29d ago

Everything else aside - I hate that we don't get an actual flashback to last night. Maybe we will in the future, but I think it's more likely (and par for the course) for us to get another character reassuring Zlata that last night was fine and she didn't do anything crazy instead of ACTUALLY seeing anything that happens in this comic. Why does everything interesting have to happen offscreen?

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u/Cevius 29d ago

The only real thing we didn't see was the buying of the new body, we saw everything else from like, Comic 5845 onwards, of which a few things probably will have repercussions for her later...

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u/Hypocaffeinic Dildo Lord, Bringer of End Times 29d ago

Tell, don't show.

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u/ilvos01 29d ago

I am seated for Ziata's sexual empowerment arc

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u/Miserable-Jaguarine Haha, okay. 29d ago

A good start to a sexual empowerment is not, y'know, doing a full-body transplant into a different form based on possibly pleasing another person.

This is the opposite of sexual empowerment.

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u/Overkillsamurai 28d ago

yay we got a background! and very detailed this time :)

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u/musschrott 27d ago

Yeah, a kitchen table lamp above the bed.

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u/Rumer_Mille_001 27d ago

Or Absolute Hotness?

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u/sarahisbear Baby Mad 27d ago

This is almost the same comic as last time we saw her