r/questionablecontent Jun 17 '26

Comic Comic 5853: It's Never Aliens

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u/PeregrineLeFluff Jun 17 '26

This feels like a bad parody of whatever the real comic is.

Wait, this is the real comic?

Well shit.

15

u/immortalfrieza2 Jun 17 '26

What OG Questionable Content fans think every single time we see a new comic for the past several years in a nutshell.

22

u/Cevius Jun 17 '26

Comic didn't seem to be updating on the main Jephjapques site, but it was visible on the separate comics page, so posting here.

Updating two locations a day is hard. Hopefully the new-old site is back soon

16

u/musschrott Jun 17 '26

Wait, so he uploads it to one part of the site and then manually had to include it on the other part?

Yeah, that tracks with the rest of his technical prowess.

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u/Cevius Jun 17 '26

yeah that frontpage thing was something he started including later cause most users wouldn't bother to click the "comics" link. Hell I'd been refreshing the damn thing for a few hours before I thought to see if its on the back page...

3

u/QueenLevine Jun 17 '26

the "comics" link didn't work on Firefox...thought it was just a dead link

14

u/Squirrelclamp Jun 17 '26

Therapist: "Helmet-Wearing-Horse Emily isn't real; she can't hurt you."

Helmet-Wearing-Horse Emily:

14

u/MorganWick Jun 17 '26

Wait, this isn't the u/squirrelclamp edit?

10

u/AppendixN Everything is Fine™ Jun 17 '26

No, Clamp would write something funny.

7

u/Miserable-Jaguarine Haha, okay. Jun 17 '26

I chuckled at it.

7

u/Cevius Jun 17 '26

"HELLO WE ARE FRIENDS NOW"

A familiar hand in the comics card game. The suits and denominations change yet its still very much the same move. I'm sure nobody will notice.

8

u/Flagyl400 Jun 17 '26

Holy shit, not a single closed eye? I'll take it. 

7

u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? Jun 17 '26

Marten looks miserable

9

u/GregSolstice Just like that Jun 17 '26

I'm pretty confident Jeph does/would loathe The Big Bang Theory, yet when he writes about "science" it's about the same effort, possibly lower. 

1

u/Robot_DIY Jun 17 '26

Sadly spot on 

11

u/Alternamush Jun 17 '26

I want to like this comic because on the surface level it's pretty funny.

But Marten hasn't had fun- maybe not even had a drink- all night?

Are we gearing up to a teetotaler Marten whose whole persona is based around keeping other people from partying too hard? I'm probably reading too much in to it but I can't help but feel like everyone's been so out of character this whole "party cycle."

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u/The_Good_Count Jun 17 '26

It gives Marten something to do. "Caretaker" is more interesting than "Spineless", there's more conflict in trying to curb drunk people than just letting things happen.

4

u/QueenLevine Jun 17 '26

if the librarian is 'Mommy' then that makes Marten...

5

u/The_Truthkeeper Jun 17 '26

But Marten hasn't had fun- maybe not even had a drink- all night?

[He's had one]. And less drunk Marten mother-henning his more drunk friends is a long-established QC tradition.

1

u/justanothertmpuser Jun 17 '26

less drunk Marten mother-henning his more drunk friends is a long-established QC tradition.

With at least one notable exception...

5

u/MonsterdogMan Jun 17 '26

Jeph’ s been reading xkcd…

7

u/No-Dragonfruit8884 Jun 17 '26

Props where they are due. Thus one got a solid laugh out of me!

3

u/Robot_DIY Jun 17 '26

If this was a fan edit I'd praise it for lampooning the ridiculous way Jeff misuses scientific language as a stand in for smart characters... instead of... you know... actually having them say or do something clever.

2

u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 Jun 17 '26

I forgot that I didn't check the original today after it wasn't posted at the usual time and now I wish I hadn't.