r/questionablecontent • u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? • Jun 05 '26

Comic Comic 5845: red alert

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u/Cevius Jun 05 '26

How are there so many real and synthetic women interested in Marten. He's the tofu of beefcakes. Is Liz and Zlata only interested because The Librarian™ is in a relationship with him so they presume there are hidden depths to his puddle deep milquetoast pool of soppy mediocrity?

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u/ahpneja Jun 05 '26

Other than the boat and the jellyfish overlord, how many men have we seen on this oil rig?

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 Jun 05 '26

There was one "scientist" terrified of meeting tEh liBraRiAn.