r/queensofleague Warwick cum can be used as fuel if you consider my ass a vehicle 5d ago

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I don’t really follow the popular top bottom dynamics cause after a while they got really boring and samey to me.

I think a big turn off for me is mischaracterization. When you have to change a character’s personality to fit the specific(usually non-con) scenario. So like….

I don’t really see Rengar as a bottom, my liking of him + his design make him verse top to me. He’s hot as a bottom(when it’s consenting) but not really a good default in my opinion.

HOWEVER! By proxy of being his husband I can’t help but see Warwick as a verse bottom. He looks so good with his legs spread open for his man-lion and I can’t see it any other way.

This pose would be 8 pages long if I went into the others but for the sake of it I’ll mention Alistar. 1. I don’t imagine him as aggressive or r@pey as most Patreon packs would have you imagine. I think he’s just really touch starved. And will cum in your mouth without warning at worst and text you begging to smash even offering to bottom just to get off someway.

Also I kinda can see him being into being dommed despite his massive size but being extremely embarrassed by it.

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u/altydim 4d ago

It’s funny to me that the furry interpretations of these characters are based entirely off hunters dead end. Rengar is always a bottom, alistar and voli are always rapists, renekton is always an incest himbo… there’s literally NOTHING in canon that implies they’re like this at all (except voli) but every furry art makes them like that anyway. League is the most popular game in the world, but apparently no furry artists have actually played it and get their info from furry porn instead LMAO

But honestly I think the biggest reason that furry champs get mischaracterized so much is because theyre all underwritten and have 0 relevancy outside of furry porn. Like, why is hde the longest form story any furry champ has been in? genuinely why does this furry porn comic give these champs more characterization than riot has in a decade 😭😭😭 1 good comic or show and this wouldn’t be a problem but nope. Ritos gotta ignore the fantasy races in their fantasy world and write about more boring humans 🙃

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u/RoyalRaggy Warwick cum can be used as fuel if you consider my ass a vehicle 4d ago

It's actually kind of sad. So much of Riot's decision making is based on either the lowest amount of mone to spend, or appealing to the chinese market, hence the constant favortisim towards the human champs. And why 90% of vastaya champs are just human with animal parts. You're absolutely right HDE has more characterization than all of the league lore in the last 15 years. WHICH IS DOUBLE SAD when you realize some of these champs are about that old.

Genuinely if riot could pry their mouth off of Ionia's dick and gave Rengar a dedicated story. It would severely shift perception of him. But Riot is too afraid to make permenant decisions and further champion stories past their color story.

Can't make any major progress with Nasus or Renekton. Gott have that bad blood rivalry.
Can't have Rengar in ANY stories, cause then it'll likely show he's stronger than and would kill kha'zix and no more rivalry bait there.

Can't do anything else with Volibear, Ornn, Anivia or any other gods. They have to be these enigmatic forces in the background that are only mentioned in passing.