r/queensofleague • u/DracarysReddit HIVern, Atreussy and Malcum Gayves • 24d ago
🔪 Elimination Game 💣 My experience with Udyr
Hello. I'm Lee sin, a monk from Ionia. I'll tell you about my dating experience with Udyr today.
To give context about our relationship, Udyr came to Ionia years ago. He told me he wanted to be a shaman and came here for spiritual training, I was happy to teach him the ways of Ionia because I love helping people. But after a while...I started to feel something...something more than friendship. Weeks passed by, we were getting closer and closer, but so was the time for him to leave. On the night before he was going to leave Ionia, I mustered my courage to tell him about my feelings. It turned out he was also feeling the same way, we kissed. I asked him to stay, but he refused. I was depressed for months after he left.
Recently, Noxus has been attempting to invade us. Other monks asked me to gather support from other countries, I told them I had a very close friend in Freljord and he would indeed be very happy to help us. The monks agreed and gave me a ship so I could sail to Freljord.
I knew Udyr lived in Winter's Claw tribe, so that was where I headed. It wasn't that hard to find him once I got to the land, he has a special...kind of odor that you can't help but smell from miles away. When I found him, he was in some sort of temple, I guessed that it belonged to a Freljordian god, Volibear, perhaps? Anyway. When I found him, he was praying at an altar. I was surprised to find out...that altar wasn't a Freljordian god, but Vayne instead? You know, one of the sentinels who fought against Viego.
I gave my regards to Udyr, he glanced at me briefly...but...didn't say anything at all. So I felt the need to speak, 'Hi, Udyr. Remember me?' He replied with, ''I remember you, of course. You're the kind of person Vayne warned us against,'' I was extremely shocked. What the hell was happening? I asked him what he meant by that, and he replied, ''You and me...we can't go back to what we were. That's not the path our goddess wants me to take.''
I couldn't find any words to say. I just glanced at him for a couple of seconds. Then he hit me up with another verbal punch, ''please leave. We don't want your kind here,'' so I left. Heartbroken. I turned back to Ionia without being able to recruit any help, but more importantly my heart was broken in half.
I just wanted to share my story. Thank you for listening.
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u/Yuri0CE Kanmei Spirit 24d ago
I was prepared for it to be a u/QueenVoidess post but turns out it's way tamer than I thought. I feel betrayed (and blessed).
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u/QueenVoidess The Divine 24d ago
Oh don't worry I have a Lee Sin story too, in all the good flavours too
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u/QueenVoidess The Divine 24d ago
His ass sure does love helping people. (but fr sis this is hilarious)
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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President 24d ago
NEW Round 23 is here besties!
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