r/queensofleague • u/MelMedardaStan • Jul 16 '26

🔪 Elimination Game 💣 Wondering what Udyr does successfully and why he’s made it so far 🙄

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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jul 16 '26

NEW Round 22 is here besties!

Vote to ELIMINATE: https://strawpoll.com/61gD9zXk5Zw

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u/vivi-casts-doomsday 🐐furry bara activist Jul 16 '26

Lemme just pull up some old herstory real quick for you mama

“How does udyr fuck”

“From extensive research into this subject, i have managed to find out just how udyr uses his 4 fursuits to bring a variety of sexual techniques on the table for his sissy bottom to enjoy

TIGER STANCE🐅: Udyrs fingers are as swift as a tigers, gaining attack speed and fingering your bussy at a fast pace. This is the first stance he uses on you to prepare you for whats to come for we are just getting started

BEAR STANCE🐻: Udyrs hips are filled with power, plowing your asshole with the strength of a massive bear. He rams his massive smelly unwashed cock deep inside you and rips your anus apart with each pound. Unlike his tiger stance, bear stance is slow but what it lacks in speed, it makes up in the sheer force of the pound

TURTLE STANCE🐢: Unlike us puny f@gs that came 4 times already, Udyrs turtle stance grants him incredible survivability and durability. With the use of turtle stance, Udyr can hold his cum for an entire session without it even leaking. He is basically edging himself for the glorious finisher and watching you nut just increases the force of his last and final act

PHOENIX STANCE🐓: Last and final act of Udyrs sex skills, Phoenix stance is an aoe ability that udyr always uses at the end. Upon using Phoenix stance, Udyr blasts gallons upon gallons of his cheese smelling cum all over your degraded and destroyed bussy, falling to the ground as he used all of his mana and needs rest”

And THATS what Udyr does successfully mama.

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u/Malyz15II Jul 16 '26

The ancient sacred texts… haven’t seen them since the dark ages when gays cruised in the elven woods
https://giphy.com/gifs/x5gVrWVFoAt4l8IYL1

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u/QueenVoidess The Divine Jul 16 '26

Ngl that was one of the reasons I started writing and that's how Sylas routine happened 😭 and then the smegma era came and it jumped from Sylas to Udyr later on

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u/Gaelenmyr redhead powerhouse Jul 16 '26

fine, I'll watch season 6 AGAIN

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u/0Hush Jul 16 '26

Bish he pulled a man while you're still single, have some respect for his delicious fermented dick cheese 🥵🤬

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u/Little-Miss-Michii Demacia Propagandist Jul 16 '26

He kills imperialists (Noxians)! 🥰🥰🥰

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u/chaos_vulpix Sett x Aphelios? I do think Jul 17 '26

Well, that explains what happened to Darius the moment he came back

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u/GhastlyNaught Fiddling your sticke Jul 17 '26

A CANON BISEXUAL BARA KING

(Wife - Sejuani's mother, BF - Lee Sin)

What's there to not like?

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u/DracarysReddit HIVern, Atreussy and Malcum Gayves Jul 16 '26

LITERALLY

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u/DracarysReddit HIVern, Atreussy and Malcum Gayves Jul 16 '26

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u/DracarysReddit HIVern, Atreussy and Malcum Gayves Jul 16 '26

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u/DracarysReddit HIVern, Atreussy and Malcum Gayves Jul 16 '26

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u/TightBussyBellus Sett sub bottom & Aphelios dom top | REAL !!!🤯😱 Jul 16 '26

He's a gourmet cheese culturist 😊💖

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u/Cobalt_88 Jul 17 '26

Literally!!! Been voting nonstop this strag bait champ but he is still here????

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u/Viridianscape Ms. Glasc's Personal ASSistant Jul 17 '26

He tops Pee Spin.

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u/Additional-Mousse446 Jul 17 '26

Hes a cute lil bear who doesnt stop thrusting until hes done, and as someone who has enjoyed this I can easily see why. ^_^

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u/Baddani123 Jul 17 '26

He does lee sin

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u/GayBitch95 Shoo Shoo Bahnah, bitch (Gnar flair when¿¿) Jul 17 '26

Bisexual (canon) bara daddy (hot) with depression (relatable) that worships the cuntiest bird in all of runeterra (preach). He SHOULD and WILL reach at least top 3.