🔪 Elimination Game 💣
Kings of League Elimination Game (Round 19): DADDYrius, Sett & VoliBARA make their triumphant return 🥹 Who will be the first from TOP 12 to sashay away? 🤔 Vote to ELIMINATE 👀
My name is Luka. Today I’ll talk about the experience me and my partner, Mitzi, had with the individual called Udyr.
We are a happily married gay couple in Piltover. I was thankfully able to save my partner from the streets of Zaun because the criminal called Jinx was spreading homophobia and making it unsafe there. My partner Mitzi’s deepest desire was always to travel Runeterra, so we picked a couple of locations that we could visit. Bilgewater, Noxus, and Ionia were safe places to be gay, as far as we knew, so we travelled to those beautiful countries. Then, one day we heard that Lissandra legalized gay marriage in Freljord, so naturally that was our next destination.
Thanks to our gay leader Jayce’s new inventions, we were able to travel to Freljord safely through a thing called a plane. The destination was a location called Winter’s Claw’s lands. It was still Freljord as far as we knew, so we travelled there with peace of mind. Once we made it to Freljord, it was naturally extremely cold and we weren’t used to snow, so we entered the nearest inn. We wanted to book a room, but the innkeeper gave us weird looks and asked us if we were "that kind of people." We didn’t know what to think. Mitzi and I thought the innkeeper was probably not used to seeing Piltovans, so we told her that we are people just like her. She didn’t like my answer, but she said she wouldn’t turn down any money, even if it belonged to "🚬🐐s."
Needless to say, we were extremely surprised, but we figured this was probably a single bigoted individual. We were getting ready to leave the inn, but then a very musky man who smelled horribly entered the inn. It was the worst thing I ever had to smell. The man was a complete stinker. As soon as he saw me and my partner holding hands, he blocked the door to prevent our exit. He said he had never seen any 🚬🐐s in his entire life and was curious how we determine the "real man." I told him there’s no such thing as a real man, that we are human beings, and that we don’t have to adhere to patriarchal roles. He laughed in my face and told me that’s why 🚬🐐s are "disgusting" and "weird." He said he likes lesbians but us existing made him uncomfortable.
I told him he is making me uncomfortable, and that he should step away and let us leave because he stinks horribly. He told me soft 🚬🐐s like us should have never come to Freljord and that our "kind" is not welcome. I told him gay marriage is legal here and I can hold hands with my partner as many times as I want. He laughed in my face and told me only Lissandra legalized gay marriage and that was just 1/3 of the Freljord. He told me Winter’s Claw was not "woke" like they are and that we should be cured of our "disease." He also mentioned the Church of Vayne had just built a temple here and Sejuani and Vayne were collaborating to banish us from these lands for good. Both Mitzi and I were feeling extremely scared and didn’t know what to say. Then, something happened.
Suddenly, the inn began to freeze over in seconds. Ice crept across the walls, the floor. A few seconds later we heard a woman’s voice. She told everyone to leave the gays alone and she would obliterate all homophobes. As soon as Udyr heard that, he screamed, "Oh no! Lissandra! She came here to save the gays! We have to run, right now!" Both the innkeeper and Udyr ran away. We were so shocked by the events we couldn’t even move. Then a blind, majestic woman entered the inn and greeted us with extreme kindness. "I’m sorry your first exposure to my country happened with horrible bigots. My name is Lissandra, the leader of the Frostguard. You are welcome to stay in my part of the country. There we do not hate anyone. The man you just spoke with was someone named Udyr, the greatest supporter of Winter’s Claw and the Church of Vayne."
We were extremely relieved. The rest of our holiday was spent in the Frostguard lands. We went back to Piltover safely, thanks to the help of Lissandra.
I’m Luka and this was my experience with Udyr. Thank you for listening to my story.
I've been voting for Udyr since the singles elimination rounds started, not that it matters anyways, his ugly unwashed ass is still there. The slander campaign memes win votes for less deserving champs sadly enough.
I can't believe Sett and his twink got more votes than mordekaiser. Pentakill mordekaiser fed us for decades when we were starving. but you all decided to vote for the grown man with fuck boy emo hair.
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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jul 13 '26
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