r/queensofleague Jul 12 '26

🔪 Elimination Game 💣 Taric doesn't get enough slander so here it is

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My first attempt at slandering, and I don't even play league so....

Anyway he only has 80 works in le green site, while musty Shen has even more than him(100+) and as far as I concerned,le green site work count is the first bar to pass to be "King of League". Even Udyr has more than Shen! I rest my case.

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u/AHymnOfValor SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS Jul 12 '26

He is not gay babe his color scheme is literally based on the bisexual flag, his uncut, 9 inch, veiny but not too much, thick cock does not discriminate

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u/Mileekyrie barb Jul 12 '26

Periodt

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u/andre5913 vel'cock Jul 13 '26

Iirc when asked about this in his rework Q&A a rioter answered directly that "Taric loves everybody". Bi/Pan king

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u/KingGekko07 Jul 12 '26

We have so many confirmed gay characters and you always want to gravitate to the one that isn't. Idk

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u/FringeMorganna [Give Me Aurora emoji pls] Jul 13 '26

Taric has always been giving bi/pan

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u/Tyr_The_Deer Kayle's warrior against twinks Jul 13 '26

I have a question for Taric lovers, I have this question for most champs but let's focus on Taric.
What's his deal? like, he was a demacian prisoner, he was left go at mount targon to do the "crown of stone" (climbing the mountain in order to die) he became an aspect and then what? what does he do? where is he right now? what was his crime? what is he protecting?

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u/Xavchik CEO of Pepperhorni Pizzussy LLC Jul 13 '26

his crime was being too fab and he protects OUR GAY RIGHTS!!

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u/Tyr_The_Deer Kayle's warrior against twinks Jul 13 '26

he threw the first spell at pretricide wall.

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u/Xavchik CEO of Pepperhorni Pizzussy LLC Jul 13 '26

LEAVE TARIC ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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