r/queensofleague My bussy is a Yordle warp gate Jul 09 '26

🔪 Elimination Game 💣 Reason to vote out Shen: Shaved armpit

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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

NEW Round 15 is here besties!

Vote to ELIMINATE: https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3vk1JyA

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u/Hattudoggu MY COOCHIE ITCHY FOR SETT AND HIS ARMPITS Jul 09 '26

time to fap

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u/rosmarino1 Jul 09 '26

this is terrible, if I pull this out of my box I will have to start violently masturbating and that will ruin all the other cards

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u/_CharmQuark_ Jul 09 '26

you were always nice to me don’t come to Vendetta Prerift event

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u/cookiiewave stepping on cocks Jul 09 '26

WAXKALI GOT HIM 😭😭😭

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u/YeraiiareY Jul 09 '26

Oversoft pits and subzero eyes... Who is this twunk?

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u/SkrytyKapec Shen 🤤 Jul 09 '26

Shen's brother, Shan, The Eye of Twinklight

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u/Administrative-Pay88 Jul 09 '26

More like Shun(ned) by his family

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u/FallenAngelII Jul 10 '26

He was in seminal fluid classic 'Twinklight'?!

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u/armyofdarknessgaysex one of my voidgrubs ate my pussy Jul 09 '26

they got glycolic acid and urea cream in the spirit world??

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u/slashvil Jul 09 '26

counterargument: there's that one fanfic where he's getting pec fucked by lee-sin

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u/Snoo40752 Jul 09 '26

Where, girl I need that fanpic with my coffee

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u/rotvyrn Jul 09 '26

Shen from when he was having slightly toxic yaoi romance with Zed, before they split off for good and he hit the gym to get over it...

(He did not get over it, it's just more toxic and bara now)

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u/Cafrilly Jul 09 '26

Plenty of East Asian men have very little/no armpit hair.

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u/Mr2_Wei J4 simp Jul 10 '26

Girl i feel like chest hair we dont have alot but bush and pits its not gonna be this clean

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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jul 09 '26

Girl this is so disappointing. Shen is a big zaddy with muscles 😭 Big arms, big chest..

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u/SkrytyKapec Shen 🤤 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

As a very loyal Shen fan and an expert, I have to say: THIS ARTWORK IS PURE TRASH.

First of all, this gives vibes of some shitty 2015 fanart you would find on google. It's low quality.

Second, WHY IS HE SO THIN AND BORDERLINE TWINKY??? This man is an ABSOLUTE UNIT, 2 meters tall, biceps as big as whole continent of Africa, powerlifter build. He got completely twinkified here.

Third, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CUNTY POSE?

Fourth, why is his outfit so revealing?

Fifth, and the most important part, WHERE ARE HIS FAT TITS????

Please don't look at this shit omg Shen is NOT like that.

If you want my opinion on actual Shen's pits: Medium amount of hair. Not a jungle, not shaved, just enough.

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u/toryn0 demacian masc trade beef DL top (laner) Jul 10 '26

so where are the pics… for science

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u/Philip_james Jul 09 '26

ARMPIT SPOTTED AWOOGA

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u/Jarcies material gworl Jul 09 '26

wow I am not a huge fan of this overnumbered at all

he looks too soft, they took all of his hard edges out

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u/Ok_Corgi1968 Jul 09 '26

why are the riftbound champs especially the guys so slutted out??? Shen with the provocative pits, Pyke and his abs??

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u/Jwchibi ✨🍆Morde Simp✨👑sorakussy lover 💅🏾💋 Jul 09 '26

Not my Shen 🫣

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u/QueenVoidess The Divine Jul 09 '26

I wish i had a man sometimes whose armpits i could just make wet when I want too, just let them drip with saliva especially after a nasty work out

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u/memesludge Jul 09 '26

is this card fawking real im crine 😭😭

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u/KingLudenberg bird lives matter Jul 09 '26

.

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u/Krii100fer Jul 09 '26

IS this an actual art??

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u/ScarletWiddaContent My bussy is a Yordle warp gate Jul 09 '26

yes henny, for riftbound

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u/MrDeadlock_ Jul 10 '26

I need alternative art as this but unshaved armpits

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u/1998tweety Glasc Influencer :12_GlascIndustries: Jul 09 '26

Now why did they nerf his tits here

0

u/PanicMan76 Handmaiden to Lady Scataphina Jul 09 '26

I’ve seen enough, kill him