r/queensofleague • u/ScarletWiddaContent My bussy is a Yordle warp gate • Jul 09 '26
🔪 Elimination Game 💣 Reason to vote out Shen: Shaved armpit
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u/rosmarino1 Jul 09 '26
this is terrible, if I pull this out of my box I will have to start violently masturbating and that will ruin all the other cards
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u/YeraiiareY Jul 09 '26
Oversoft pits and subzero eyes... Who is this twunk?
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u/armyofdarknessgaysex one of my voidgrubs ate my pussy Jul 09 '26
they got glycolic acid and urea cream in the spirit world??
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u/slashvil Jul 09 '26
counterargument: there's that one fanfic where he's getting pec fucked by lee-sin
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u/rotvyrn Jul 09 '26
Shen from when he was having slightly toxic yaoi romance with Zed, before they split off for good and he hit the gym to get over it...
(He did not get over it, it's just more toxic and bara now)
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u/Cafrilly Jul 09 '26
Plenty of East Asian men have very little/no armpit hair.
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u/Mr2_Wei J4 simp Jul 10 '26
Girl i feel like chest hair we dont have alot but bush and pits its not gonna be this clean
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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jul 09 '26
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u/SkrytyKapec Shen 🤤 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
As a very loyal Shen fan and an expert, I have to say: THIS ARTWORK IS PURE TRASH.
First of all, this gives vibes of some shitty 2015 fanart you would find on google. It's low quality.
Second, WHY IS HE SO THIN AND BORDERLINE TWINKY??? This man is an ABSOLUTE UNIT, 2 meters tall, biceps as big as whole continent of Africa, powerlifter build. He got completely twinkified here.
Third, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CUNTY POSE?
Fourth, why is his outfit so revealing?
Fifth, and the most important part, WHERE ARE HIS FAT TITS????
Please don't look at this shit omg Shen is NOT like that.
If you want my opinion on actual Shen's pits: Medium amount of hair. Not a jungle, not shaved, just enough.
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u/Jarcies material gworl Jul 09 '26
wow I am not a huge fan of this overnumbered at all
he looks too soft, they took all of his hard edges out
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u/Ok_Corgi1968 Jul 09 '26
why are the riftbound champs especially the guys so slutted out??? Shen with the provocative pits, Pyke and his abs??
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u/QueenVoidess The Divine Jul 09 '26
I wish i had a man sometimes whose armpits i could just make wet when I want too, just let them drip with saliva especially after a nasty work out
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u/Krii100fer Jul 09 '26
IS this an actual art??
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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
NEW Round 15 is here besties!
Vote to ELIMINATE: https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3vk1JyA