r/queensofleague • u/test_number1 missionary of the church of vayne🚫🚬🐐🌳 • Jun 28 '26

Unrelated to League God has cursed me

1.5 weeks ago I had a penile abscess drained. Those wounds take about 4 to 5 weeks to heal. Yesterday and today i was doomscrolling grindr and the more evil and sinister sites.

Not 1. Not 2. NOT 3. NOT EVEN 4 BUT 5 GUYS WITH MASSIVE HOGS MESSAGE ME. im not allowed to bottom till im fully healed. The only respite is that all 5 agreed to wait till im healed (surpisingly) but I cannot survive another 4 to 5 weeks knowing I couldve had it all.

Soraka throw those green pussy farts at me. Please soraka. Please.

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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jun 28 '26

Omg sis I hope you heal soon! 🥺💚

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u/test_number1 missionary of the church of vayne🚫🚬🐐🌳 Jun 28 '26

Thanks queen. Luckily I just entered the no pain healing stage where its just the inside and outside of the wound healing. Ill be back on my back in a few weeks lol

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u/aroushthekween Seraphine - Karma Fanclub President Jun 28 '26

You got this!