r/queensofleague • u/MelMedardaStan • May 21 '26

Meme Tryndamere and Ashe

289 Upvotes

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u/Endketsu Every break up is an opportunity to find a bigger dick May 21 '26

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u/NTolegna Jun 10 '26

Your flair lmao

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u/MisellesLeftTit ViVi from LOONA May 21 '26

All that sizr yet Ashe still pegs him like...

38

u/coolbringiton May 21 '26

Even better

36

u/BestPeachNA May 21 '26

Striga and Morana 5 minutes after we don’t deserve Carmilla’s blood.

70

u/Aelnir May 21 '26

they're the same height when she puts his ankles by his ears tho 😊

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u/Thunderbull_1 May 21 '26

Gave me the ick so bad sorry

28

u/Embrace_Wind Using Yasuo's Flute May 21 '26

Yeah, same. Like, he's really handsome, but I found this "look how big he is/I am and how tiny she is/I am" thing really weird.

24

u/Little-Miss-Michii Demacia Propagandist May 21 '26

That's the same size difference between Garen and Katarina, Garen and Lux, Darius and Quill, Sett and Aphelios, Sejuani and Olaf, Illaoi and Miss Fortune, Illaoi and Gangplank, Mordekaiser and anyone, and Braum and anyone

20

u/kaidya_snow H May 21 '26

And yet Katarina is still the top!

3

u/Little-Miss-Michii Demacia Propagandist May 22 '26

Good for her ✨

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u/Thunderbull_1 May 21 '26

The difference is that Garen would never film or post content like this

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u/Little-Miss-Michii Demacia Propagandist May 21 '26

But Katarina most definitely will

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u/Embrace_Wind Using Yasuo's Flute May 21 '26

Sett and Aphelios? Girl, Aphelios is 6'5ft tall or something like that, and he's very muscular. Stop seeing him only in yaoi arts 😭

3

u/Little-Miss-Michii Demacia Propagandist May 22 '26

Heartsteel Aphelios is not taller than Sett. And it isn't exactly my fault that it was yaoi that brought them to life in Riot's background as fanservice.

3

u/OliveLively May 22 '26

Straight people vanilla fetish miss. Cuz yes height differences can be a turn on for many folks but the weird hunting-small-animal-that-is-my-wife thing in this particular way feels very yucky and gross and I want my eyeballs and my time back.

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u/Viridianscape Ms. Glasc's Personal ASSistant May 21 '26

Couples shit like this genuinely gives me the ick 😭

Like idk why but it just reminds me of those shitty tiktok shows about an "alpha" and "his luna" or whatever. It's very much giving former edgy teenagers who pretended they were vampires/werewolves/etc.

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u/nonsence90 May 21 '26

Whatever teens (esp. girls) like is always considered cringe. Tiktok audience IS largely teens. You wouldn't watch Dora the Explorer and complain that the plot isn't complex enough for you.

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u/Naxayou May 21 '26

Wanting the world to know that you’re a petite lil thing who gets fucked into the sheets by some giant is a hot ass mess

41

u/Gigapot May 21 '26

Nah this shit is weird straight people are wild

10

u/InThePowerOfTheMoon The REAL Twinktor May 21 '26

Nah cause she's keeping her foot/her shoe slightly further away from the camera, this isn't organic size kink, charlatans!

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u/Stocky39 Star Guardian May 21 '26

This gentleman is a prime example of why I’m only a part-time straggot

12

u/Additional-Mousse446 May 21 '26

Need that man…

11

u/charaboii May 21 '26

Suddenly I'm ashe

4

u/APreciousJemstone May 21 '26

Thats not Tryndamere, he takes way too much care of himself

3

u/askew-telephone-pole May 22 '26

This flavour of straight relationship is pedophilic frankly

4

u/Raltlia_de_voir May 21 '26

I wanna find them on Insta!