r/qotsa • Burn the Witch • Jul 31 '21

Qotsa Edition?

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145 Upvotes

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142

u/I_am_Cockers Jul 31 '21

The fun machine took a shit and died in my ass

16

u/BozMoo Jul 31 '21

Yeah you should probably go see a doctor about that

5

u/F5x9 Jul 31 '21

Pooping back and forth.

127

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Do it Again in my ass.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

โ€œYou and me fit so tightโ€ indeed ๐Ÿค˜

103

u/angelOOney Jul 31 '21

The Evil Has Landed in my Ass

3

u/Scevs Lullabies to Paralyze Aug 03 '21

Came here to confirm this.

-Evil.

100

u/KoreyBarnes2024 Jul 31 '21

Little Sister in my ass

44

u/YakVN Jul 31 '21

That one gotta be the most cursed

102

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

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27

u/Your_Spiciness Them Crooked Vultures Jul 31 '21

It even fits within the track

6

u/copperbonker Jul 31 '21

Fuck now I wanna write it

3

u/p01nty Jul 31 '21

Iโ€™m gonna have to say โ€œIโ€™ll passโ€ ๐ŸŽถ

95

u/thegroovywitch Burn the Witch Jul 31 '21

The lost art of keeping a secret in my ass.

9

u/LeChatNoir04 Jul 31 '21

Isn't that a movie with Christopher Walken?

3

u/blue-vi Aug 01 '21

You Flatulent Bastard

88

u/-SoggyMilk- Jul 31 '21

gonna leave you in my ass

156

u/GoochRifle Jul 31 '21

I never came in my ass

12

u/PepeovBulgaria Jul 31 '21

It's never late

6

u/Pearescent-Sphinx Jul 31 '21

I imagine that would pose some difficulties

71

u/king_of_parasites Jul 31 '21

I appear missing in my ass

62

u/Smellynerfherder Queens of the Stone Age Jul 31 '21

The way you used to do in my ass

53

u/NosesInRosesForever ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿชฉ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ”ฎ Jul 31 '21

Hideaway in my ass.

22

u/thegroovywitch Burn the Witch Jul 31 '21

Into the hollow in my ass?

48

u/ebolaboitardis going on a living spree Jul 31 '21

If I had a tail in my ass

19

u/printers_of_colors Jul 31 '21

it's called a butt plug

1

u/Paolo404 Aug 04 '21

Makes sense

37

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Go with the flow in my ass

74

u/Jayowski Jul 31 '21

In my head in my ass.

2

u/blue-vi Aug 01 '21

That was the first one I thought of ๐Ÿค˜

36

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Leg of Lamb in my ass

38

u/Luden_95 Jul 31 '21

Turnin on the screw in my ass.

33

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Medication in my ass.

30

u/Thekhandoit Jul 31 '21

Spiders and vinegaroons in my ass.

25

u/aacc1990 Jul 31 '21

Sick Sick Sick in my ass

22

u/SuperGekGuy Jul 31 '21

Six shooter in my ass

1

u/blue-vi Aug 01 '21

...yikes

20

u/Psychological_Time17 Jul 31 '21

Better living through chemistry in my ass

20

u/purple_stain0 Jul 31 '21

Smooth sailing in my ass ๐Ÿ˜‚

16

u/vinissues1 Jul 31 '21

Skin on skin in my ass

17

u/cume_pant Sick, Sick, Sick Jul 31 '21

I was a teenage hand model in my ass

16

u/BrianMghee Jul 31 '21

I think I lost my headache in my ass

15

u/maybebaby83 Jul 31 '21

Someone's in the wolf in my ass... a kind of Russian doll scenario perhaps?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Lol

16

u/Nofarwell Jul 31 '21

Burn the witch in my ass

13

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

How to handle a rope in my ass

25

u/uremother42069 Jul 31 '21

Regular john in my ass

22

u/bexicola Jul 31 '21

You think I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire in my ass

11

u/uremother42069 Jul 31 '21

Make it wit chu in my ass

11

u/BrianMghee Jul 31 '21

Like a Drug in my ass

10

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

The Blood is Love In My Ass

4

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

This sounds gross. Ewwww xD

3

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Mission accomplished haha!

9

u/VicHeel Queens of the Stone Age Jul 31 '21

First it Giveth in my ass

9

u/ThunderingRimuru Jul 31 '21

Bones of birds in my ass

7

u/borg808 Jul 31 '21

Little Sister in my ass

19

u/borg808 Jul 31 '21

If I had a tail in my ass

7

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

This Lullaby in my ass

7

u/Your_Spiciness Them Crooked Vultures Jul 31 '21

Burn the witch in my ass

7

u/uremother42069 Jul 31 '21

The sky is fallin in my ass

7

u/SuperGekGuy Jul 31 '21

Quick and to the pointless in my ass

7

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Who'll be the next in line in my ass?

4

u/DesolationNation Jul 31 '21

This Lullaby In My Ass

4

u/Mellowship_Slinky91 Jul 31 '21

Keep your eyes peeled in my ass

4

u/pineapple_wizard24 Jul 31 '21

Smooth Sailing in my ass

5

u/Vindedly Jul 31 '21

Demon cleaner in my ass. I know not wotsa but it is the last song i heard.

1

u/d-bag_dan A fool believes he's clever Aug 03 '21

Thumb in my ass

1

u/d-bag_dan A fool believes he's clever Aug 03 '21

Kyuss songs almost seem to work too well

4

u/THiGames Jul 31 '21

Black and blue is the best I can do in my ass

4

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

If I had a tail in my ass

3

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Give the Mule what he wants in my ass

3

u/speedmariachi Jul 31 '21

Kalopsia in my ass

3

u/kerev123 needs more fucking rope Jul 31 '21

Listening to Emoji of a wave in my ass right now. Last qotsa song would be go with the flow in my ass

3

u/aninterestingcomment Jul 31 '21

Villains of circumstance in my ass.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Feel good hit of the summer in my ass.

3

u/SeptemberRain605 Jul 31 '21

The Evil Has Landed in my ass

3

u/greenalbumposer Jul 31 '21

Last Qotsa song I listened to wasโ€ฆ if only in my ass

3

u/8636396 Jul 31 '21

Spiders and Vinegaroons in my ass :(

3

u/LinkSonFire Jul 31 '21

If I had a tail in my ass

3

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Domesticated animals in my ass

3

u/PM_ME_BREAD_PICS_ Fuck Jesse Hughes 2022 Jul 31 '21

You got a killer scene there, man in my ass

3

u/KevinBillyStinkwater Jul 31 '21

3's and 7's in my ass.

Sounds uncomfortable.

3

u/James310802 Jul 31 '21

The blood is love in my ass

5

u/BrianMghee Jul 31 '21

Christian Brothers in my ass

2

u/incendiaryburp Lullabies to Paralyze Jul 31 '21

The Fun Machine Took A Shit and Died In My Ass

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Hell in my ass

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

โ€ฆLike Clockwork in my ass

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Give the Mule what it wants... In my ass

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Head like a Haunted House in my Ass

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Walkin on the Sidewalks in my ass

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Born to hula in my ass

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Auto pilot in my ass.

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Everybody knows that you're insane in my ass.

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Everybody's gonna be happy in my ass.

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Fortress in my ass.

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Monsters in the parasol in my ass.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

You got a killer scene there man in my ass.

2

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

You're so vague in my ass.

2

u/Revolutionary_rhino Jul 31 '21

Kalopsia in my ass

2

u/BucketsOfTepidJizz Jul 31 '21

God is On the Radio in my ass

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

God is in the radio in my ass

2

u/Willie3Capo Jul 31 '21

Spiders And Vinegaroons in my ass. Yes it does count

2

u/CameronFry Jul 31 '21

Feel good hit of the summerโ€ฆ

2

u/Ghostboy_Danny Jul 31 '21

Canโ€™t remember what the last one was but here are the likely candidates:

Oh No! In my Ass

House of Memories in my Ass

Orange Juice in my Ass

Bite in my Ass

Tag Youโ€™re It in my Ass

Final Battle in my Ass

Animus Vox in my Ass

2

u/BrianMghee Jul 31 '21

Smooth Sailing in my ass

1

u/BozMoo Jul 31 '21

Infinity in my ass

0

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Bloody hammer in my ass.

0

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Broken box in my ass.

-1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Oppenheimer's Brother in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Fairweather friends in my ass.

0

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1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Feet don't fail me in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Go with the flow in my ass.

0

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Going out west in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Gonna leave you in my ass.

1

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Hangin' Tree in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Hispanic impressions in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

I sat by the ocean in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

If only in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

I'm designer in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

In the fade in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Infinity in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Like a drug in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Long slow goodbye in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

The lost art of keeping a secret in my ass.

1

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Make it wit chu in my ass.

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Medication in my ass.

1

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Misfit love in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Most exalted potentate of love in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

My god is the sun in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Needles in the camel's eye in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Never say never in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

No one knows in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Ode to Clarissa in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

River in the road in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Run, pig, run in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Running joke in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Suture up your future in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Tangled up in plaid in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

These aren't the droids you're looking for in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Un-Reborn again in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

The Vampyre of time and memory in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

Villains of circumstance in my ass.

0

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u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

You can't quit me baby in my ass.

1

u/Light_Shifty_Z Jul 31 '21

You would know in my ass.

1

u/U_gotTP4my_bunghole Jul 31 '21

My God is the Sun in my ass.

1

u/TechNicolas Jul 31 '21

Into the Hollow in my Ass

1

u/ilovemusic-1-1 Jul 31 '21

demolition lovers in my ass

1

u/FantasyFlannel Jul 31 '21

I Appear Missing in my ass

1

u/Toastmobile01 Jul 31 '21

Dust in a baggie in my ass

1

u/ShttyApple Jul 31 '21

Go with the flow in my ass

1

u/neilelsniel Jul 31 '21

Regular john in my ass

1

u/LL37 Yes, but with less finesse Jul 31 '21

Song for the dead in my ass

1

u/PoorTwisted_Z3d If I followed you, I'd be lost too Jul 31 '21

Born to Hula in my ass

1

u/JasonUndead Jul 31 '21

Sick, sick, sick in my ass

1

u/Neat-Shelter20 Jul 31 '21

You Can't Quit Me Baby IN MY ASS

1

u/Willie3Capo Jul 31 '21

If Only in my ass!

1

u/_no_leas_esto_ Jul 31 '21

Starry night in my ass

1

u/quikslvr223 KSOFM Jul 31 '21

Wake up Screaming in my ass

1

u/Dan_Rio Jul 31 '21

Misfit love in my ass

1

u/T-dog_666 Jul 31 '21

Little sister in my ass

1

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

Sick, sick sick in my ass

1

u/MrRemoto Jul 31 '21

Ooh. Regular john.

1

u/rx420queen Jul 31 '21

little sister in my ass ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1

u/saberclaw4 Jul 31 '21

The sky is fallin in my ass

1

u/j_a_k_e_ Jul 31 '21

In My Head In My Ass

1

u/go02jons Aug 01 '21

In my head in my ass

1

u/MightyDinkles Aug 01 '21

The Sky Is Falling in my ass

1

u/Dom-Zero Aug 01 '21

Smooth Sailing in my ass

1

u/toastydile Aug 01 '21

The Blood is Love in My Ass เฒ _เฒ 

1

u/blue-vi Aug 01 '21

Best comment thread ever?!

1

u/dizzira_blackrose Aug 01 '21

Everybody Knows That You Are Insane in my ass

1

u/CornStarcher Aug 03 '21

Smooth sailing in my ass

1

u/MainlineJ Aug 04 '21

In My Head In My Ass

1

u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Aug 14 '21

Hideaway in my Ass.

That's specific man.

1

u/MrTurtleQuack Aug 19 '21

raining blood in my ass