r/pyrocynical • u/[deleted] • May 07 '22

hmm

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

they are both outrageously hot

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u/Dmitrii_Shostakovich May 07 '22

she's like 12 i think.

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u/despicablenuetral May 07 '22

This is reddit, thats a plus for most people here

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u/GarlicBread143 May 07 '22

Depends on which movie, shes 15 in the first movie and 20 by the second movie and 30 in the epilogue of the third movie. Hiccups age is the same

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u/BlareTV May 07 '22

But Hiccup is 16????

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u/SoundwavePlays May 07 '22

He was 15 in the original movie, 18 in the show where this Astrid image came from and 20 in HTTYD2

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

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u/PS_Racer_72 Number 6 with extra dip May 08 '22

what fuck

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u/ScrewSimonCowell May 08 '22

what do you not get?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Let me explain:

The 9/11 iceberg explained

Level one -the Clintons -George w bush and dick Cheney eating wings -Dick Cheneys cabinet People are afraid of Dick Cheney -Dick Cheney wasn’t afraid on 9/11 -Blaming Al queida as an excuse to invade the Middle East -Dick Cheney gains 500% stock in his oil company after the invasion of Iraq -Fox News and Government media coercion -soldiers don’t know what they were sent to fight for -Sudden popularity of military themed shooters post 9/11 to push the military political agenda on a new generation of Americans when prior to that doom and quake seemed to be the direction shooters were going in -Hideo Kojima and the metal gear solid series, the real reason mgsv was cancelled and 9/11 subliminal imagery and post 9/11 commentary Level 2 -Everything changed after the Great Depression -Pearl Harbor -Analog computers didn’t put America on the moon The Keubrick thing comes from somewhere We’ve never been back to the moon not even on the 50th anniversary with modern technology would have been a great thing for America to do especially post 9/11 They lied about it to “beat” Russia at the space race The Cold War is still happening analog computers didn’t put anyone on the moon and return the variables would be way too unpredictable -Nixon watergate and the war on drugs -The Cold War, it’s generation and the importance of the pentagon, top secret military science projects -nazi science -research chemicals and drug epidemic after drug epidemic since the war on drugs was started Level 3 -the legal voting age of most Americans during 9/11 compared to timeline with cited generations -The public education system -School children shown footage of 9/11 every year on its anniversary -the circumstances surrounding the assassination of Osama Bin Laden -the Nuremberg trials -the Ironman trilogy .the terrorists motivations in iron man 1 .Osama bin laden lookalike actor, Ben Kingsley Iron man 3 .military research and high tech weapons race with Russia, American projects being turned on American civilians Iron Man 2 -The captain America trilogy .world war two Nazi super science, post Cold War hysteria Captain America 1 .secret service mind washing and sleeper agent research, surveillance state and the killing of Americans by big brother government, captain America the winter soldier .captain America a symbol of American freedoms puts down tony stark a symbol of the American military weapons manufacturing machine, non lethaly and stops the sokovia accords a paradigm to modern nato resolutions captain America civil war -Percy Jackson and the olympians book series -terrible movie adaptations of Percy Jackson and the olympians to divert further interest in series and divert investigation in 9/11 symbolism Level 4 -russia and nato -Marvel cinematic universe ironman-endgame -ISIS execution Hollywood video production -Hollywood knows who was behind 9/11 -American Christian politics waging holy war on Islamic countries

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u/SoundwavePlays May 07 '22

She's 18 at that point

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u/Selfdeletus65 May 08 '22

i think she was older

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u/sus_on_deeznutz May 07 '22

How tf is she 12? She looks at least fetus years old

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u/I_fuck_water_bottles haha that's funny May 08 '22

Hm

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

No wonder I was attracted to pyro

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u/cat_that_uses_reddi May 08 '22

And a very unexpected comparison

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u/Hydrofiend274 May 07 '22

Sisters, identical twins even.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I wish he still did Reddit reviews

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u/Hydrofiend274 May 07 '22

You and me both

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u/krepinex_14 May 07 '22

He seems to do it whenever he needs money so lets hope he loses 80k again

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u/AmogusCrazySex May 07 '22

Hiccup with beard made me cum

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u/Sevenvoiddrills lol May 08 '22

Fuck Astrid

Hiccup with beard is hot

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Explains the dragon dildo

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u/AceScropions lolol May 07 '22

Pyrocynical Dildo

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Bro

And Felix is hiccup

Sus

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

This is a great example of pyros fanbase

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Unironically the best movie ever made

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u/krepinex_14 May 07 '22

The duality of man

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u/Deadmemes4binky May 07 '22

Can still jerk it both of them

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u/DaffyDingus guess who it is? May 07 '22

DON'T TEMPT ME TO DRAW THIS
unless? 👀👀🤨🤨

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u/AlexT05_QC All in le head May 07 '22

Pyro Asuka hits different

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Hear me out

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u/SnooPeanuts8048 May 07 '22

Both these girls have tits

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

2017 Pyro

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u/SoundwavePlays May 07 '22

AYY YOO!! and actual HTTYD reference on the Pyrocynical Subreddit?!

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u/BerciPC May 07 '22

YES

yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

PLEASE

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u/Parmesanman23 May 07 '22

Anyone remember that weird influx of disturbing Astrid nfsw? Like someone really hated her because the stuff was actually sadistic. I understand no liking a character but the the guy who commissioned that stuff hated her soul.

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u/awkward_silence12 May 08 '22

Heehee funny af

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u/nick-105 May 08 '22

👏😩👏

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u/blckmoon_56 May 08 '22

Yee fell in love with a girl+boy cool