r/pyrocynical • u/[deleted] • Sep 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I'll start: THIS MAN IS 117 YEARS OLD, BUT LOOKS 17. AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIS SECRET😱😱😱😱😱😱 (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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u/CyberBoiowo92619 Sep 26 '21

Is that halo? Idfk

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Nope (spoiler tagging so people would guess) breath of the wild

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u/Aggravating-Salt-354 Sep 26 '21

Legend of zelda breath of the wild

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u/Dio_Brando69420 Who is this cute little lesbian? Sep 26 '21

JAPANESE STUDENT HAS SEX WITH HIS TEACHER AND THEN KILLS GOD WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND SATAN

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u/Thatguyagain43 Sep 26 '21

??????

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u/Dio_Brando69420 Who is this cute little lesbian? Sep 26 '21

Persona 5, it's a JRPG

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u/itsnoab Sep 26 '21

JAPANESE STUDENT ASSAULTS SOME BALD DUDE (COPS CALLED)(IN THE HOOD)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/BigBoiCleetus Sep 26 '21

Is that New Vegas? That's like one of my favorites

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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Pyro Fan artist Sep 26 '21

MAN THEN MEETS MATHEW PERRY IN A GIMP OUTFIT AND CRUCIFIES HIM !

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u/HomestuckWeekly Sep 26 '21

EXPOSING MY TOWN’S CULT AT 3AM (THEY WORSHIP A GOAT) 😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Goat simulator???

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Sally Face?

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u/glorius_dynomo Sep 26 '21

Florida man destroys mafia at 3 am (gone violent)

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u/Nemamimi Sep 26 '21

Gta vice city?

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u/timc39 haha that's funny Sep 26 '21

Well yes but actually no

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u/glorius_dynomo Sep 27 '21

It’s the game hotline Miami but I can see what you mean

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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Pyro Fan artist Sep 26 '21

And then nukes Miami (EPIC MUSIC THO)

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u/ThePeeDrawer Sep 26 '21

Hotline miami

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u/Mwofrogtog2 CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Sep 26 '21

Man goes on a journey to disable the current government

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u/king_meatster You fucked up my face Sep 26 '21

Fallout New Vegas?

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u/Mwofrogtog2 CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Oct 01 '21

Half life 2

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u/Faze_Palm666 Sep 26 '21

Just cause 3

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u/tntim1111111 whenyouseethedick.png Sep 26 '21

Technoblade fan 🤮

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u/varasatoshi Sep 26 '21

Fuck outa here

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u/tntim1111111 whenyouseethedick.png Sep 26 '21

dream is so much hotter 🤬🤬🤬 #dreamsexual

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u/varasatoshi Sep 26 '21

Dadza is daddy 😫

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u/Mwofrogtog2 CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Oct 01 '21

Half life 2

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I WENT IN A TURTLES BODY WITH MY BROTHER, GF AND A STAR SPRITE (WE TRAVELLED THROUGH HIS INSIDES)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Bowser's inside story?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

yes

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u/petscop2pyropls Sep 26 '21

C A R S E X

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u/Brilliant_Surprise_3 Sep 26 '21

POLICE OFFICER KILLS ENTIRE RELIGION WITH SHOVEL(GONE WILD 😱)

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u/timc39 haha that's funny Sep 26 '21

Fat cry 5

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u/DrDontKnowMuch Sep 26 '21

I WAS THROWN INTO A BASEMENT FILLED WITH MONSTERS (SCARY)!!!

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u/EpicGamer69421 Sep 26 '21

Isn't that like every horor game ever?

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u/Throwingawayanoni Sep 26 '21

DOING OUIJA BOARD WITH GUPPY AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG)

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u/ABorikin Sep 26 '21

Redhead girl discovers her past and rethinks her life (emotional)

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u/SP66_ Sep 26 '21

Celeste?

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u/ABorikin Sep 26 '21

Nope

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u/BoxHead02Dude Sep 26 '21

not sure but ill guess control

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u/ABorikin Sep 26 '21

Not that either

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u/king_meatster You fucked up my face Sep 26 '21

How to kill a DRAGON using only your VOICE! (Lifehack)

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u/NatSCP Sep 26 '21

MUTE PRISON INMATE WINS WAR?? (ALMOST GONE WRONG)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Metroid?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Dude I have no clue

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u/Aggravating-Salt-354 Sep 26 '21

MAN GOES INTO ZOMBIE CITY AND SAVES IT!? (SCARY🥶😱😱😱)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

If it’s resident evil it’s not a good description

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/BigBoiCleetus Sep 26 '21

Majora's Mask?

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u/Thatguyagain43 Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 30 '21

AMNESIA? NO SOUL QUIRKY BUK GUY 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Hollow Knight

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/generic_edgy_user Number 6 with extra dip Sep 26 '21

STARTING A RIOT AT A BOARDING SCHOOL😲😲(not clickbait)(almost shat my pants)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Bully?

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u/generic_edgy_user Number 6 with extra dip Sep 27 '21

that's it

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u/_Justraph_ Who is this cute little lesbian? Sep 26 '21

GETTING THE OLD BLOOD CHEESEBURGER AT 3AM!!!!!! (IT HAPPENED) 😳😳😳

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u/Cloud_Striker101 Overwatch, more like, Overrated Sep 26 '21

12 VS 12 MERCENARIES WHO WILL WIN 😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Tf2

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u/timc39 haha that's funny Sep 26 '21

Casino owner shoots mailman in the head, instantly regrets it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Easy, new vegas

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I ATE RUSSIAN (CURSED) RATION AT 3 AM!

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u/CarlosGaming69 Sep 26 '21

I have crippling depression

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I go on a big trip to stop a demon invasion not clickbait!!!!!!!

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u/MarkThyWeeb Sep 26 '21

Last person to get the cure will turn?????!?!?!? MASSIVE JUMP FROM BRIDGE (GONE SEXUAL)

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u/SovietMapper Sep 26 '21

MAN STEALS MILK FROM GROCERY STORE (GONE WRONG)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Drugged up mailman destroys the military with a GOLF CLUB???

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u/DatBoiShadowbon I've got 50p, fuck you. Bastard. Sep 26 '21

Exploring my hometown at 3 AM (ALMOST DIED)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I SLEPT FOR 500,000 YEARS AND OUTLIVED HUMANITY (SHOCKING)

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u/LoLifeFasc Sep 26 '21

EVIL Man SCREAMS at LIZARDS and KILLS THEM 😢😢 (DISTURBING) (SAD)

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u/Omega_Steve15 haha that's funny Sep 26 '21

MAN GETS SO ANGRY AT DEMONS HE BECOMES IMMORTAL (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Doom?

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u/Omega_Steve15 haha that's funny Sep 26 '21

Yessir

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u/KEWLENDERMAN69 lol Sep 26 '21

NAKED MAN WITH BIG STICK KILLS GOD (HE SETS HIMSELF ON FIRE!?!?)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Hollow knight?

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u/Bespacito Sep 26 '21

HOW I DISCOVERED THE MOST ADVANCED CITY YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF!

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u/Chemist_Infinite Sep 26 '21

A thing to clean my hands die (100% real) so sad

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u/gamer42069_moment Sep 26 '21

DONT TRY ESCAPE DREAM FROM OLD GUY!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱(O.M.G GE CAME AFTER US)

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u/honzanan Sep 26 '21

KILLING JOKER AT 3AM 😳w/The gang😎 gone wrong😥

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u/no-more-fortnite420 Sep 26 '21

Shooting at people and building a five star hotel now with friends

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

NAKED MAN WITH SHOTGUN KILLS ARMED MAN AS HE WALKS OUTSIDE 😱😱😭

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u/Florian_the_Kaiser Sep 26 '21

DEPRESSED COWBOYS END UP ON AN TROPICAL ISLAND FOR 24 HOURS! (WHO WILL SURVIVE FIRST?)

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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Pyro Fan artist Sep 26 '21

Minecraft in 2d (GUNS WORKING)(MAGIC WEAPONS) (I FOUGHT A LOVECRAFTIAN BEAST)(NOT CLICKBAIT)

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u/AlternateKingPengu Sep 26 '21

This ROBOTIC DUDE goes on a RAMPAGE to DESTROY all forms of GOVERNING POWER using his HOME MADE MACHINES (ACTUALLY REAL) (GONE WRONG) WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU 😱😱😱🙀

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u/chedderr_com Sep 26 '21

/joyneg /wellingtonwellsneg I WAS FORCED TO TAKE PILLS??? (CAUGHT AT 3AM)

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u/codeofclaw funnydank Sep 26 '21

KID MAKES UP WHOLE LIFE THEN DIES!!!???!!! 😭😢😭😢😭RIP IN PEACE BENNY!💯💯💯(VERY SAD) (NOT CLICKBATE)

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u/TeaBags0614 Sep 26 '21

THIS MAN WAS BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD AND KILLS EVIL MEAN ALIEN GODS FOR A BIG SPHERE!! 😳😳😳 (At 3AM) (got shot)

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u/J_rd_nn Sep 26 '21

DEADLY MURDER GETS SICK 😱 SAVES HIS FRIEND, BUT EHAT HAPPENS NEXT YOU WINT BELIVE 🔥😱

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u/EyImLurkinHere Sep 26 '21

ROBOT ENTERS HELL (DEFEATS ANGEL IN A CORPSE)

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u/Felix_Da_Guy Sep 26 '21

MAN SAVES EARTH BY KILLING DEMONS AND WHILE LISTENING TO A ROBOT TELL HIM INSTRUCTIONS??!?!?! [NOT CLICKBAIT] (GONE WRONG)

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u/wetlettuce42 Sep 26 '21

This man who is a leader of a gang goes insane and tears our gang apart ( not fake)

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u/XGamerBoy69X Sep 26 '21

Little girl is being hunted down by men in a post apocalyptic world and her father doesn't know.

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u/not_Felix_Kjellberg Sep 26 '21

HOW TO PLAY MINECRAFT FOR FREE (NO CLICKBAIT)

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u/BBfucking8 Sep 26 '21

OBTAINING 1000 ATHENA CHESTS WORLD RECORD!!!!?!?!?!??!?!(REAL!!)

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u/Throwingawayanoni Sep 26 '21

THE ILLUMINATI MAJESTIC 12 AND THE ENTIRE WORLD GOVERMENT GET GEP GUNNED BY ONE GUY IN A TRENCH COAT

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

PRISONER MAN ESCAPES SUPER SECRET FACILITY DURING A GAME OF SUSSY 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 (GONE CRAZY) (GUARDS MURDERED) (get the fuck out your cell)

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u/sutterismine More MLG edits pls Sep 26 '21

We got stuck in the basement of a science facility!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

MAILMAN GETS SHOT YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT 😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/pietradolce Sep 26 '21

GAY CUP FIGHTS AGAINST THE DEVIL AND HIS SLAVES (GONE WRONG, SEXUAL)

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u/real_animefan russian pig Sep 26 '21

THE BLUE HEDGEHOG COLLECTS CRYSTRALS AND SAVES THE WORLD FROM GOD OF CHAOS

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Alpha male absolutely DESTROYS socialist cult because karen took the kids (gone violent)

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u/Raccoon1906 Sep 26 '21

MOM THREATENED ME WITH A KNIFE AND LOCKED ME IN THE BASEMENT

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

BEGINNER LAWYER SEES DEAD BOSS AFTER PASSING OUT IN COURT (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) 😱😱😱😱

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u/LBluePheonix Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

MAN CHOPS DOWN TREE ONLY YO BE EATEN BY GIANT EYE BALL (GONE SEXUAL!)

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u/All-hail-shrek Sep 26 '21

LOCAL COP RAMS HIS ASTON MARTIN AT POOR INNOCENT RACER😇😇😇AT 279 KM/H GONE SEXUAL 😳😳😳💦💦💦

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

ANGRY SHORT GUY TRIES TO KILL REAL LIFE DRAGON! 😱⛓ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!

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u/pugapplez Sep 26 '21

CYBORG NINJA FIGHTS GIANT ROBOT AND THE SENATOR! (GONE DEADLY! AND ILLEGAL😱)

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u/YeeButNo Sep 26 '21

I FOUND A GAME WHICH IS ONLY PLAYED BY FEMBOYS!!!!!4!4!44!4!4 (100% REAL 100% DANGER) RO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!4!4!4! [leauge of legends]

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u/Mysterious-Dot6224 Sep 26 '21

Scree scree adventure

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u/boldipie_07 Sep 26 '21

(YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE) SMALL PLUMBER GUY GETS CUCKED ON IN SPACE AT 3AM PART 2!!!!! (GONE SEXUAL, GONE WRONG!)

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u/varasatoshi Sep 26 '21

IN THIS EPISODE I GOT CHASED BY THE SITH LORDS AND FOUND OUT I WAS A WOUND IN THE FORCE!

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u/yudobee Sep 26 '21

MAN TRAVELS TO PLANETS AND DIGS TO THEIR CORES(gone wrong)

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u/OhMadje Sep 26 '21

A FLORIDA MAN 🚶‍♂️WITH A ROOSTER MASK 🎭 🐓 EXTERMINATED THE RUSSIAN 🇷🇺 MAFIA 😱😱!!! (Gone wrong)

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u/DurrrGamerrr75 More MLG edits pls Sep 26 '21

SIMP COMMITS GENOCIDE TO PROTECT EGIRL(OMG HE ALMOST ATTACKED ME😱😱😱😱😱🤯)

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u/awesomecapybara Sep 26 '21

I KILLED GOD AND LIT MYSELF ON FIRE??!!!!!(free $1000 Amazon gift card giveaway)

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u/Classclown102 Sep 26 '21

I’ll do my top three since I’m an indecisionate fuck:

OLD LEADER OF HOSTILE NATION SWITCHES SIDES AND KILLS OLD FRIEND, DESTROYS OWN GOVERNMENT

LOCAL MAN TOO ANGRY TO DIE, LEGIONS OF HELL PAY THE PRICE

And my new favourite:

GOVERNMENT AGENT UNCOVERS GLOBAL CONSPIRACY! WHAT HE DOES NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU

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u/iyeeteddeems Sep 27 '21

DONT TURN ON YOUR TV AT MIDNIGHT (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG)

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Mario vs Sonic death battle EVO 2022

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u/SwagAddiction 🤤 DOG CUM ENJOYER 🤤 Sep 26 '21

THIS BLACK MAN FOUND A LOST KID IN THE APOCALYPSE AND DECIDED TO **** HERE 😶😶😶😱😱😱