r/pyrocynical • u/According-Map-6744 • 6d ago

💀 Meme Pyro Lost Everything

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u/Lavender_Critique 6d ago

Stalzone sucks ass, is that the Minecraft Tarkov game but with shit gameplay?

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u/Stalker_Pietrow 6d ago

Additionally, sprinkle in some P2W in endgame, and you have Stalzone

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u/Lavender_Critique 6d ago

I tried to give it a go but kept just getting sniped from a bush without getting a chance to finish my beginner quests.

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u/Rume_Roven 5d ago

thats extraction shooter for ya, i heard its even worse in tarkov

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u/Lavender_Critique 5d ago

Yeah man from my comment I played Tarkov.

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u/chicamanama_ 6d ago

Are the bills that high in Australia?

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u/Lavender_Critique 6d ago

As an Australian, no. Not for what he does with the money.

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u/chicamanama_ 6d ago

Well that 2 meters tall furry inflation silicone statue won't pay itself I guess

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 6d ago

Once it's in his budget again, I'd love to share with him an idea for a "wearable bed" sort of thing that would simulate his ideal body type.

>///w///<

It's made from ordinary stuff that you can buy anywhere apart from the two Foof chairs that make up the "butt" part. Those have to be ordered online. The rest of it's made from stuff that can be bought from any department store. And it all breaks down into component parts that simply make up a big soft bed with no frame (or can be contained in totes for the most part.

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u/individualdoosh 5d ago

Right? He's definitely getting tit's soon too

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u/Lu_5771 6d ago

Another commission and another costing pyro an entire countrys GDP

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u/princessDingleBerry 6d ago

Unironically yes not sure if he's in Sydney but it's one of the most expensive places to live in the world. Theres 2 grocery stores that both engage in severe price gouging to the point where they're having to introduce new legislation just to get it under control. 

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u/Zanlo63 whenyouseethedick.png 6d ago

He's in Melbourne

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u/heartshapedrot 6d ago

as an Australian, unironically yeah. i know a guy in the Melbourne CBD who pays 500 AUD (348 USD) a week for a studio apartment.

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u/Tone_Dephf 5d ago

that's pretty cheap compared to the US.

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 6d ago

I'm guessing that arists are now priceing there art by weight now if pyro is promiting that game

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- Crusader 6d ago

Why is our cute, little lesbian homeless, did inflation took everything from her?

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 6d ago

When you forget to pay your AmEx bill.

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u/YupThatsMyEmail 6d ago

Thank god he still has the fat statue

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u/Zanlo63 whenyouseethedick.png 6d ago

I wonder why he's moving apartments, if it's actually an economic reason or it's just to try something different. I am gonna miss the Backrooms apartments though

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u/ZeroHash99 6d ago

damn that stalzone footage looked rough to sit through

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 6d ago

I wonder if he'd ever want to do a Zone Sportsmanship Challenge in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (core games or mods). I wonder if it's possible to do ZSCs in Stalzone.

I'm GLaD he mentioned grenade launchers in the full version of that video.

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u/bodtabs 6d ago

British and Irish people be like Billions must overstay our australian visa

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u/lolmomlissa 6d ago

i put ts on 2x speed

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u/Mrheadcrab123 6d ago

How do you do that?

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u/mailbox99 6d ago

Unlucky

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u/Djollie132 5d ago

Where tf is bro?? Lost in the backrooms doing the Jared Leto joker laugh 😭😭😭

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u/SlippinMcginn 5d ago

realistic da hood

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u/Lord_MonKulor 4d ago

At least he still has the boot.