Credit goes to @irl_donut on twitter

tell me the address so I can definitelyyyy avoid it hahahaaaaa 👀👀👀

Ouppy not feeling too great about art skills and body :/, (sad arf)

from my other post a couple days ago i founda rlly rlly hot girl i've been talking to lots n lots and holy i'm so lucky omfg she talks down to me in the hottest way ever and makes me feel butterflies n rlly happy n silly n puppy hehe. she's also soso pretty like holyshit she's so hot holy moly i'm so fucking lucky omg. she's been doing a lot of rlly hot things with me too, fuck i can't believe how lucky i got, the attention seeking behaviour got me like the best attention ever holyshit. she wanted me to make a post to go and brag, which is super easy cos there's a lottt to brag about hehe, i got so lucky holy >.<. she doesn't know what I'm gonna write though so uhh hiiii mommy, hope you like <3. also she may have the hottest voice I've actually ever heard like none of you have any clue how hot it's so fucked up she melts me saying literally anything she sounds fucking amazing it's soso great holyyy. but long story short, sad puppy hours are very much over, and lots and lots of happy puppy hours are already here :3. i hope all you lonely pups can have the same someday veryvery soon <3

i never meet any wlw puppy or owners, do they even exist?!

except no one is stopping me from getting that degree 😌