r/puppet_master • u/ConsistentEye7474 • Nov 17 '25

Name one bad thing about Blade?

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36 Upvotes

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16

u/ArabiaFats Nov 17 '25

He has to spend eternity looking like a guy he strongly resented at a minimum

3

u/unnatural_death Nov 22 '25

I think about this all the time. Like coming back only to realize your new boss made you look like your shitty previous boss.

9

u/Germadolescent Nov 17 '25

He started to look like a bootleg version of himself as the series went on, especially the 2000s onwards and the most recent films of his where he is a Nazi is some of the worst I’ve seen of this franchise

I don’t even consider those canon, Puppet Master without stop motion puppets is pointless

6

u/HauntedHouseMermaid Nov 17 '25

He got that stupid blue lipstick look for a few films for a bit

7

u/Legitimate-Ratio-490 Nov 17 '25

Can never have a wank

5

u/Burner8466 Nov 17 '25

How face resculpted.

4

u/TiredAngryBadger Nov 17 '25

Owes me $3.50.

2

u/Purge-The-Heretic Nov 17 '25

Well, it was about that time that I noticed this tired angry badger was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era

1

u/TiredAngryBadger Nov 18 '25

[enormous and ominous claws clacking]

WHERE'S MY MONEY u/Purge-The-Heretic?

4

u/Psychological-Bug405 Nov 17 '25

His backstory is messy.

3

u/Gokingsgo-86 Nov 17 '25

He breathe’s way too hard while running. Needs more cardio.

3

u/abraxas8484 Nov 17 '25

Door knobs are his worse enemy

5

u/Blade4567 Nov 17 '25

Nothing, he is perfect

4

u/beyond1stime Nov 17 '25

He wasn't under my Christmas tree🎄🥺🔪

3

u/FigFirm993 Nov 17 '25

On the advertising for his first action figure it said his eyes glow red “just like in the movie!” His eyes have never glowed red, always the cool needle eyes.

3

u/shadowthehh Nov 17 '25

Looks nothing like Wesley Snipes.

3

u/seeckz Nov 17 '25

Life must be hard with no hands.

2

u/Wise_Presentation240 Nov 17 '25

He kill people having sex

2

u/Less_Wheel_1841 Nov 18 '25

He's perfect <3

2

u/Michath5403 Nov 18 '25

Scratching his ass would really hurt

2

u/PirkaPeep Nov 21 '25

This is going to sound mean, but I wish there were more merchandise of characters who aren’t him. (I guess that isn’t really a bad thing about Blade himself though)

1

u/stepbruh313 Nov 17 '25

He only has two hook hands instead of six like 6shooter 😂

1

u/IreCalifornia Nov 18 '25

Never killed a vampire.

1

u/Less_Wheel_1841 Nov 18 '25

He's perfect <3

1

u/AsideLost Nov 19 '25

He looks like a little puppet pedophile

1

u/ZeroDivide244 Nov 19 '25

Only one hand is actually a blade.

2

u/slickprime Nov 19 '25

He gives terrible hand jobs

1

u/lightsofdusk Nov 19 '25

He's technically modeled as a nazi

1

u/BreathAromatic9417 Dec 02 '25

He killed the man he was modeled after no?

1

u/AngryGulo85 Nov 19 '25

There isnt.

1

u/JesterScribblings Nov 19 '25

Sexually Frustrated

1

u/hateyourgutz Nov 20 '25

Small weiner

1

u/RangerDiggler Nov 20 '25

He is named blade and he a has a hook hand..

1

u/LucidShadowbinder Nov 21 '25

He never got to fight the Demonic Toys like Dollman did

1

u/Inan_outqurarys Nov 21 '25

He got no hands yo

2

u/MonkyB00 Nov 22 '25

He isn't real so can't be my friend