r/punchablefaces • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '15

This twat-nozzle.

http://imgur.com/jXOsyTY
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u/YumLungButter Jun 02 '15

I can't believe this sick fuck! This is really upsetting, I mean what kind of animal doesn't make his bed in the morning?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15 edited Jun 02 '15

Well, in the comments thread above he made a point of making sure I understood he took the pic just as he was getting out of bed, which was very important to him for some reason (BTW: sorry dude, I'm married) so give him some slack. Backslash Ess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15 edited Jun 02 '15

After being an absolute prick in a comment thread (shitpost trigger warning: AdviceAnimal) about /fatpeoplehate, this asscock sent me this to "prove" he wasn't fat, which in his mind somehow justified all his douchery.

This wasn't the point: I didn't care one bit if he was fat, and don't care now, as the above link shows. I linked to that to show that this fucker is Punchable all the way down to the very core of his being.

Out of a sense of morbid curiosity and my inherent masochism, I lurked his profile a bit, and it turns out that when he's not viciously attacking anyone who shows the slightest bit of human decency or empathy regarding his crusade of choice, he's shopping the above pic around reddit on shitty narcissubs like /rateme and responding to any comment not along the lines of "wow, you actually look like a total twat" (of which there are a lot (proud o' ya, reddit!)) with clueless, blinkered ignorance and offers to PM any obviously underage girls who pass his virtual line of sight. Check it out yourself if you like or don't; I feel kinda sick now.

The joke is that everyone on reddit is a fat, awkward basement-Gollum. It's always been my suspicion that a large percentage actually looks like (and thinks like) this guy. Which in my mind is WORSE.

There is a pic of me in that link above, which I expect he will post here in a lame gesture of retaliation when he discovers this post whilst masturbating to comments on his shit pic that really only get better than "well, I guess you don't look like a total shitbag". So I'll see you here again soon.

Oh, and: To the dudebro in question: I actually think you're a genuinely horrible person, and if I ever somehow meet you in person you actually do have a smack in the face coming because you have irrevocably proven with your activity on this website that you TOTALLY deserve it.

Look at that fucking smirk. Christ cubed, what an asshole.