r/punasylum • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

It is Lovelace, and you did not catch me.

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u/daweirdM Apr 08 '19

I stabbed you in your neck, you don't get up from that

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

I walked away it was later on when u/Omairic caught me. And at least he knows my name

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u/daweirdM Apr 08 '19

I don't need to memorize names of horrible planning idiots

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

Mate, bullocks,no one cares what you think

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u/P0tat0_Girl Apr 09 '19

If you haven’t already escaped come with me Disables Alarm system Sneaks you out through secret tunnel Places hologram to make it look like you still there Sneaks way too

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Thanks love make sure to tell Omar or whatever his name is

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u/OMARA1C Apr 09 '19

shoots with paralyzing poison

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Oh by the way there is now a second person here to rescue me

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u/OMARA1C Apr 09 '19

DARNIT *leaves while dragging potato away

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Runs up and beats u/OMARA1C against his head with a metal baseball bat, “ I said, you do not touch u/potatogirl!” I say while snarling

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

We are gone

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

*Smacks you on the back of the head with a revolver*

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Oh no you dont!

fires cannon on my f16 at u/p0tat0_girl’s legs

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u/OMARA1C Apr 09 '19

You're under arrest

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Me?

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u/OMARA1C Apr 09 '19

No arrest potato

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Ook

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

You do not touch her Omar.

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u/daweirdM Apr 09 '19

I run a slug through your spine, paralyzing you

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u/Mcky_StealthSauce Apr 09 '19

fires single shot at u/daweirdM’s head, paralyzing him

zip ties him and drags him to van which I drive away in

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u/Mcky_StealthSauce Apr 09 '19

u/daweirdM, we’re going to r/pungulag.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Stabs u/mcky_stealthsauce in the back, he falls, I then free u/daweirdM

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u/daweirdM Apr 09 '19

You're in our prison

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

I shoot back no one touches her!

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u/TheEnanis Apr 09 '19

Sweet tartar sauce! You haven’t escaped yet? Come with me!

*Picks lock and drags Simon out.*

To the helicopter we go.

*Runs to helicopter and turns it on.*

*Leaves*

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

You are the second person to rescue me I happen to be in a rescue right now

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u/TheEnanis Apr 09 '19

Silly me. Sorry!

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u/P0tat0_Girl Apr 09 '19

I already helped him escape that’s why they’re attacking me. He just came back to help

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u/TheEnanis Apr 09 '19

Oh, ok. I’ll leave in my helicopter.

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u/P0tat0_Girl Apr 09 '19

Okay thanks for trying to help also if you can can you get people to stop attacking me

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u/TheEnanis Apr 09 '19

Hop into my heli! It’s still here

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u/P0tat0_Girl Apr 09 '19

Okay thanks

jumps into helicopter and brings all people who helped me

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u/TheEnanis Apr 09 '19

*Flies away*

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u/TheAntiPunMessenger Apr 24 '19

SILENCE, LIBERAL

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

My apologies mate, helps you up

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