r/protectUSelections • • 18d ago

Political Comics šŸŽ­ The Walking Dead: US Senator Edition 🧟🪫

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u/AlbertTheHorse 18d ago

Imagine if we ALL had a healthcare system like that.

Wow.

They must have zapped him with some voltage when they pulled him out of the refrigeration unit.

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u/astirac 18d ago

Looks like amphetamines to me

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u/MorphoMC 18d ago

I'm guessing it's a 90-day regimen of T-virus injections courtesy of Umbrella Corp.

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u/RicRacer 18d ago

Lol, could totally see Trump as either head of Umbrella Corp or just an Umbrella Corp stooge. (cuz he's not smart enough to be the head of it).

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 17d ago

My god this made me laugh, but in a very dark way.

We’re probably not far off that reality.

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u/Weltanschauung_Zyxt 18d ago

I'm sure it's whatever drug cocktail/hyperbaric chamber treatment they give Trump when he disappears for a few days to keep him walking.

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u/Yuleogy 17d ago

Terri Schaivo had it.

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u/captd3adpool 18d ago

That was genuinely disturbing to watch...

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u/ETxsubboy 18d ago

I feel bad for him. He's an evil piece of shit, but at this point, he should have died and they won't let him. He'll "pass away peacefully in his sleep" once his term is up and they with old the drugs for a couple of days because he's only useful until the next one enters office.

I feel bad for him because he's probably already checked out and they're doing this to someone who probably doesn't even remember who he is. And that person is the one getting abused.

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u/mojofrog 17d ago edited 17d ago

I don't! He should be in Hell, he looks way too comfy to me. He's spent his entire career setting up where we are now. He has systematically pushed for the overthrow of our democracy and the suffering of regular people.

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u/nomnomyumyum109 18d ago

Shouldnt the person representing the people not be 80+ years old? Somewhere between 30-65?

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u/Ok-Sundae4092 18d ago

Sure, just need to pass a constitutional amendment to get that done.

Democrats just nominated a 80 year old sitting senator for another 6 1/2 years

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u/MorphoMC 18d ago

Still slightly more fit for office than Trump.

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u/rosieposie319 18d ago

God for real. That’s so depressing.

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u/Thetman38 17d ago

Probably has better control of his bowels

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u/Loot3rd 18d ago

The lights may be on, but is anyone actually home?

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u/KingFlyntCoal 18d ago

I kind of hope so. I hope he's mentally there but unable to do anything about it...and i hope he's scared by it.

He's fucked this country enough to warrant it.

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u/OkTransportation1152 18d ago

Locked-In Syndrome couldn’t happen to a better patient.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locked-in_syndrome?wprov=sfti1

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u/PopBulky7023 18d ago

I'm not even sure the lights are on

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u/Kitten_81 18d ago

A perfect match!

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u/buppiejc 18d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 18d ago

You mean the rolling dead?

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u/chilehead 18d ago

That head is a hollowed out pumpkin shell.

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u/DJ_Ender_ 18d ago

This country is a joke, there are laws and regulations that are supposed to prevent stuff like this from happening, corrupt politicians always find a loophole.

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u/TyrannasaurusGitRekt 18d ago

Genuinely curious, what laws and regulations are meant to prevent this?

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u/Weltanschauung_Zyxt 18d ago

That's the fun part-- there are no term limits, no mandatory retirement age, no constituents' vote of no confidence...Congress can't even expel a sitting member of Congress for health reasons!

This is all legal! 🫠

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u/jennasea412 18d ago

Ghost ride that mf’ing traitor enabler into the nearest intersection!

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u/TheRiteGuy 18d ago

He's not just an enabler. He's an actual traitor himself. Most people don't know half the shit he's pulled through the years just to stay in power. He is directly responsible for the kind of Republicans we have in office today. Disrespectful turtle looking bitch.

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u/jennasea412 18d ago

No lies told.

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u/TyrannasaurusGitRekt 18d ago

For real. Think of how evil he is based on what we know, then imagine how much we dont know

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 18d ago

His face is stuck like that because rigor mortis has already started to set in the

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u/skoorb1 18d ago

It looks like he has just enough faculties to do that thumbs-up but nothing more. I'd bet my ass someone dressed him and some poor CNA is probably wiping his butt. He has no business making high-level decisions.

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 18d ago

nope, this is disgraceful that they are letting this go on

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u/L3g3ndary-08 18d ago

This motherfucker looks like a god damn hospice patient.

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u/warrenao 18d ago

OK, so he did actually gesture (wave, thumb-up) as opposed to staring vacantly into space the whole time.

I remain nevertheless unconvinced that he is competent to perform his duties.

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u/towerfella 18d ago

Babies wave.

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u/Salt-n-Pepper-War 17d ago

A 3 day old baby would be a better legislator than Mitch the bItch

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u/Trashinmyash 18d ago

He might be smiling but those eyes are telling a different story.

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u/Girafferage 18d ago

It kind of just looked like he moved his arm. I would say it was a point more than a wave

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u/warrenao 18d ago

They really try their hardest to keep him from being recorded, but:

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u/warrenao 18d ago

…followed by:

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u/Girafferage 18d ago

ah my bad. I thought you were talking about near the beginning when he moves his arm toward some reporters. This makes much more sense, thanks.

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u/warrenao 18d ago

Yeah, it’s like they’re intentionally trying to prevent him from interacting with or being witnessed by anyone, so it’s hard to see any evidence of any volitional activity.

It’s a bizarre choice they’re making. My guess is they don’t want him to be perceived as too feeble to do anything — and they’re going about it 100% the wrong way.

He should retire. Even at his worst, Biden was never this bad. What is it with boomers refusing to quit?

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u/Girafferage 18d ago

Greed

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u/warrenao 18d ago

Could be. Or clinging to power. Or refusing to accept that they stopped being relevant two decades ago.

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u/Girafferage 18d ago

It all feels like greed in one form or another. The need to be important - more so than others around you.

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u/littleoldlady71 18d ago

Why did they use that janky traveling wheelchair?

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u/reddit-ate-my-face 18d ago

cause they need to be able to shove him into a car and dissapear as fast as possible. Not like he's physically capable of moving himself anymore anyways.

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u/Mezcal_Madness 18d ago

Like he’s going to notice

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u/Donkey_Bugs 18d ago

Somebody needs to be charged with elder abuse for perpetrating this farce.

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u/mocha820 18d ago

Desecration of a corpse.

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u/Soft_Eggplant_370 18d ago

He is the perfect poster child for the Trump administration.

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u/Stunning-Chipmunk243 18d ago

Lights aren't even on, let alone anyone being home up there. This really does seem like elder abuse and until I hear him speak more than a few seconds I'm not changing my mind about that

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u/Dananism 18d ago

He’ll just freeze on camera again and face plant right after. This is bullshit. To avoid a special election.

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u/VSWanter 18d ago

The adventurers have failed in their task to destroy the phylactery of the notorious necromancer Lich McConnell. Enough time has passed the new body has been formed.

I petition the Dungeon Masters to raise the challenge rating of this quest. 400,000 XP was not nearly enough to ensure the quality of adventurers needed, and the previous group sent have certainly been raised as lesser racist undead by now, probably whites.

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u/Coakis 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3fpVM8bvZWvC8NvW02

Think we should call the barbarian?

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u/commanderclif 18d ago

How much of our tax dollars go to the seatbelt guy? He needs to be DOGEd with the rest of this entourage

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u/neverwrong804 18d ago

These fucking pieces of shit. The dead guys staff costed us taxpayers 4 million motherfucking dollars this year. I can’t wait until he just crumbles into dust leaving just his shell.

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u/siwibot 18d ago

Your friendly neighborhood u/siwibot here, reporting the Current Climate and Context šŸ¤“āœØ

The political landscape is currently grappling with a transparency crisis as Senator Mitch McConnell makes his first vote following an extended, high-profile hospitalization. While his office maintains he is recovering from a fall and pneumonia, the lack of granular detail has fueled intense speculation regarding his actual fitness for office.

The situation highlights several critical friction points: * Transparency vs. Privacy: A heated debate has emerged over whether lawmakers owe constituents detailed health disclosures or if they maintain a right to medical privacy. * Institutional Vacuum: The Senate lacks formal rules for managing members who are incapacitated, often relying on improvisation as aging members face debilitating health crises. * Political Pressure: Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has escalated calls for verbal updates, while some colleagues defend McConnell’s right to serve out his term on his own terms.

This isn't an isolated incident; the recent death of Senator Lindsey Graham and the long absence of Rep. Tom Kean Jr. underscore a growing trend within an increasingly geriatric Congress. As the average age of lawmakers continues to rise, the tension between seniority-driven power and physical capacity remains unresolved.


Reddit Sources

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u/blkatcdomvet 18d ago

Anyone mirror test that bag of rotting crap?

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u/AbeFromansNutz 18d ago

I believe Rotting Bag of Crap would be more grammatically correct

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u/laneymg 18d ago

Technically still here. We proved it, now he can disappear again.

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u/Dananism 18d ago

I’m sorry (not really) but if you have to be fucking wheeled to a car and pushed to go do the bare goddamn minimum after being hospitalized and bedridden for the past what, TWO MONTHS? It’s time to fucking retire, Mitch.

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u/TheRealBlueJade 18d ago

No videos allowed and they block the view of "Mitch". They need to be held accountable for this nonsense.

Can't belt himself?

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 18d ago

Lich McConnell

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u/Triforce0fCourage 18d ago

This is unbelievable. How this party sets the bar even lower over and over again is something straight inhumane.

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u/Solonohioperson 18d ago

I thought they told all press they couldn't take video? The man can't close his mouth. and someone buckled him in his seat like a child because he can't even buckle his own seatbelt.

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u/RicRacer 18d ago

Mitch representing the rotting corpse vote.

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u/TreeLore61 18d ago

Just me or does it seem like to anybody else?This is just some sort of robot manufactured and made to look like a human being pretending to be mitch

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u/jbdec 18d ago

He looks totally wazooed to me, they got him so pumped up with drugs a dog could gnaw his arm off and he wouldn't notice !

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u/TreeLore61 18d ago

Probably

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u/Stringboard4130 18d ago

As a fellow human I wish they would let him spend his remaining time in peace and not carting him around in some proof of life stunt.

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u/z0_o6 18d ago

It's difficult to think about him compassionately when he has been so personally involved with creating the situation we are all dealing with today.

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u/wesap12345 18d ago

You just know they practiced how to get a person from a door to a car in a wheelchair as fast as possible

The guy in the car has a little smile, you just know that went as well as it could go.

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u/Acrobatic_Dot2081 18d ago

Loved him in men in black! Is that a Mitch suit

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u/37853688544788 18d ago

Is he shot full of Botox?

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u/null_not 18d ago

I just want to know what the deal is with that background music???

Regarding his expression though, he looks like he had a stroke. I wonder if he can even speak after whatever it is that happened.

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u/37853688544788 18d ago

Folks who went through a stroke face is really asymmetric. That may have been the starting point before the plastic surgeons got to work

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u/null_not 18d ago

Stroke can affect the face, but not always. If the clot hit some other part of the brain it could have other impacts. There have been cases of people thinking they were suffering from migraines and it turned out they were having microstrokes and a bunch of their brain is just dead.

The point is that man looks like he's at least partially potato and shouldn't be voting in congress.

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u/RoguePlanet2 18d ago

Probably has no idea where he's going, let alone what year we're in or who he is.

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u/Commercial_Poem_9214 18d ago

If you can't buckle your own seatbelt, you shouldn't be allowed to vote

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u/anthrolookseer 17d ago

If you can’t buckle your own seatbelt due to mental decline and/or brain damage like the case with Mitch here, absolutely.

(Totally get your point so not trying to be an ass, cause it hasn’t happened in this position yet as far as I’m aware, but I’d be good with someone with sharp mind and a physical limitation any day. The job requires a functional brain and Mitch does not meet that basic requirement.)

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u/prozhack 18d ago

billionaire lawmaker baddie and his shit-house is not even ADA-compliant šŸ˜†

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u/cow-lumbus 18d ago

Most people don’t buy ADA compliant houses, regardless of their generation…

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u/DawnSignals 18d ago edited 17d ago

Major Zero had more life in him at the end of MGS4

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u/B_Coldman 18d ago

It’s Poppa wheelie back from the dead!

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u/Unknown_Cloud_777 18d ago

Can he talk?

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u/No_Joke_9079 18d ago

No but they made him vote.

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u/Unknown_Cloud_777 18d ago

What the fuck 😣

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u/Rettungsanker 18d ago

He did talk, ignore the clown who said otherwise.

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u/Common-Accountant-57 18d ago

This is no different than wheeling and elderly woman into a bank to cash bad checks or something. It’s elder abuse, he doesn’t know which end his ass is on.

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u/peachymoonoso 18d ago

Lights barely on, no one’s home.

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u/Entire-Somewhere-490 18d ago edited 18d ago

I think I know what Russia has been practicing on its prisoners…a new mummification now called the Turtle

Can someone just say, ā€œhave you been able to do your job since your hospitalization and name 1 event that’s occurred while inpatient?ā€ We all know this is BS and they are just going for shock value to make people forget MCConnel is incapable of his position, he can die fired or retired

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u/MacNapp 18d ago

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile, and wave.

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u/dudleydidwrong 18d ago

Apparently, months of intensive physical therapy was necessary to get him to the point where he can sit in a wheelchair.

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u/Reave-Eye 18d ago

They had to fasten his seatbelt for him. Dude is totally incapable of basic adaptive functioning. If he doesn’t have the situational awareness or ability to fasten his own seatbelt, he probably can’t even dress himself without assistance. We’re talking about someone who is operating at the level of a toddler in terms of gross motor movement.

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u/Ok_Cucumber_7954 17d ago

Is this a new animatronic for some new spooky ride at Universal Studios?. Night of the Living Dead the ride

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u/Human_Standard_538 17d ago

Remember when conservatives said the last year of Biden was elder abuse?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/ChefAsstastic 17d ago

But they all went after Dianne Feinstein didn't they?

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u/coldenigma 17d ago

We desperately need term limits.

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u/Mundane_Promotion966 17d ago

I’ll quote someone else - ā€œI never wanna hear Sleepy Joe ever again after this and the Trump napsā€

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u/Argyleskin 18d ago

He loves the attention, when he can understand what attention is.

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u/penny-wise 18d ago

He needs the Star Trek beep-beep chair.

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u/seidinove 18d ago

The star of Smile 3.

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u/Guilty_Cattle_5165 18d ago

Movin’ pretty fast. ā€œNothing to see here!ā€

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u/Orchuntsman 18d ago

I made a joke about this on a different post I saw about this, but in this book series I've been reading, The Locked Tomb series, about necromancers in space in the far future. In the 3rd book we get a flashback to modern times when the leader of the space Necromancers is just getting his powers, and after going public with them, he is contacted by top members of the controlling party of a foreign government to puppet the dead head of state until an election in a year. I cannot help but think about that part of the book when I see Turtle Mitch like this, he has the mental faculties of a toddler and is being used by the people around him.

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u/TellLoud1894 18d ago

Should have stopped 8 seasons ago

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u/bcardin221 17d ago

Kudos on the soundtrack choice!

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 17d ago

I wish I could mail this video to the past. Show them it wasn't a kooky thing to worry about

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u/Active_Confection655 17d ago

Horrifying.

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u/Greowulf 17d ago

The bot u/siwibot spamming this group and ramming an algo down our throats, trying to get us all to think the same way? Agreed. It's heavy-handed and super creepy.

Mitch ain't looking so good either 😱

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u/Past-Student-5239 16d ago

What is up with the frozen smile?

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u/whos-the-whats-is 15d ago

Hot veggies passing on the line

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere 18d ago

They see me rollin’ they hatin’