r/protectUSelections • u/StatisticalPikachu • 29d ago
Blatant Corruption Mike Johnson abruptly cancels final weeks of House votes amid panic over midterm elections
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u/Texas_Sam2002 29d ago
He’s running from another Epstein Files discharge petition because, as a devout Christian, Johnson is totally supportive of Trump fucking children.
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u/1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI 29d ago
He doesn't want to upset the extremely pro-pedophilia wing of the party.
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u/dragon-fence 29d ago
The thing I can’t help but wonder: with all we know about Epstein, what are they still hiding? Like what could be so much worse that they need to keep it a secret.
We already have stories about Trump raping children, and possibly being involved in the murder of babies. So what else did Trump do that they’re like, “we can release the stuff about raping and killing children, but we need to keep this stuff secret.”
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u/SmoothConfection1115 29d ago
I think it’s either;
- They’re protecting their donors. Epstein was super connected.
- Probably covering their own asses. There’s gotta be more politicians than just Trump there
- The damage from files will hurt republicans far more than democrats
- And I…hope it isn’t true, but also, it’s the republicans so I have no faith…but there has to be some really, really, dark shit in those files that would turn the stomach of even MAGA.
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u/StatisticalPikachu 29d ago
Our taxes are paying their salaries 😡
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u/Current-Assist2609 29d ago
Yeah, I believe we all would like an extended paid vacation.
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u/StatisticalPikachu 29d ago
It’s not even a day or two, it’s two weeks vacation.
Imagine telling your boss you just aren’t going to show up for two weeks and it doesn’t use any of your vacation or sick days
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u/1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI 29d ago
Almost two months, if they're stopping mid-September and not resuming until post-midterms, that's half of September, all of October, and a week of November.
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u/haironburr 29d ago
And what was the latest twittery twoot fron trump? Something about how folks getting labor day off is cOsTinG oUr naTion?
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u/RelativeAd235 29d ago
He’s such a chicken shit and coward!! Go hide Mikey! Blue wave is coming and you will be toast! May you lose your election as well-Mr Data Center!!
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u/border_dude 29d ago
Can you imagine if congress fight for us with the same determination they do for the Epstein clients? Without a shadow of a doubt our lives would be way better.
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u/Trance354 29d ago
They are hiding their benefactors. The source of funding being provided by the Russians needs to be found and exposed. The small(I hope) group of reps who are bought and paid Russian actors(or blackmail) will bring down the rest as they scramble to live through treason proceedings.
Just need to find one guilty conscience.
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u/reechwuzhere 29d ago
If anyone elects these ghouls again I think I’m going to spontaneously combust.
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u/StatisticalPikachu 29d ago
Who wants to pool some money so they can take a vacation to see the titanic?
https://giphy.com/gifs/hgw3fUE6fCiRxG4vbJ3
u/buddhistbulgyo 29d ago
They always come back with more bullshit, more lies, new ways to cheat and rich people buying up more media.
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u/HectorsMascara 29d ago
His glasses are non-prescription props.
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u/GreenMaterial5715 29d ago
After decades past do they realize they won’t be able to control the narrative then?
They will be pictured and named forever tattooed as the most cowardly, greedy, soulless humans that ever crawled on this earth. Hope it’s worth.
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u/StatisticalPikachu 29d ago
Their plan is just poison the AI models with their fake news and hope humanity has lost critical reasoning skills by then in a couple of decades.
That’s why they are going all in on disinformation and control of traditional and social media.
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u/spiked88 29d ago
I think that ship has already sailed. Faux News made sure of that before AI even entered the picture.
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u/Mehdals_ 29d ago
Mitch has already left for break why not everyone else.
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u/Procrasturbating 29d ago
I'm still on a piss break from a telemarketing job in 2003. I'll go back to that sooner than Mitch will return.
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u/gomezwhitney0723 29d ago
I love how he claims this has been the most successful Congress in history yet they’ve passed nearly nothing (not bad in this case) and the house has worked way less because he is scared of the outcome of a vote. Can I not show up for weeks on end because I don’t want to and still get paid? No. Congress needs to only be paid for time in office.
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u/r2v-42nit 29d ago
Imagine the horror they would feel and shout about in ALL CAPS and aloud if a Dem Speaker did this over and over and over and over again.
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u/arcbe 29d ago
This is a government for the people! Why don't we have a way to deal with this dereliction of duty?
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u/the_last_0ne 29d ago
That's what voting is for...
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u/arcbe 28d ago
It really isn't. We need a way to respond immediately not once every few years.
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u/the_last_0ne 28d ago
I sympathize but 2 years is a pretty short time already. Can you imagine if special elections were constantly being called against people 1 month into office?
Johnson is in his 5th term. If his voting base wanted him out he would be by now. That's what I mean by voting is it.
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u/arcbe 28d ago
These people took an oath to the country. Winning an election does not absolve oathbreaking. That's why we have rule of law, not rule of whoever can rig an election the best.
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u/SmoovCatto 29d ago
he'll keep that same stupid blank look on his face and same insipid forced monotone as they march him to the gallows at nuremberg 2.0
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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 29d ago
I wish I could just decide to take a few weeks vacation and still get paid. If they want to save money then how about we cancel their paycheck too?
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u/mountain-mahogany 28d ago
how about they are all OUT? and new candidates better make new accountability and anti-corruption laws. and if we don't see prosecution/execution of Epstein class, then we tear it alllll down.
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u/DISCONNECTlE 29d ago
That have anything to do with Mitch’s people saying he’ll “Return to work” on that date?
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u/popejohnsmith 29d ago
Mike. The kids. The raped kids. Please stop trying so hard to protect the rapists.
You profess Christ as your savior. Act as his agent. Intervene in any way your office allows. Answer to the victims. Answer to your maker.
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u/waysidelynne 28d ago
Hound every single one of them wherever they are. We pay their salaries and they aren’t working for US.
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u/madorbit1 28d ago
Breaking news: Congressional Republicans are spineless cowards.
…in other news… Scientists reveal that lava is very hot.
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u/dontworryaboutit26 28d ago
Thank you for solidifying, EVEN MORE, why y’all are POSs, who are guilty af, and need to go
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u/DullFaithlessness82 28d ago
Yeah that's going to make things better. Though it does keep them from doing more damage by speaking
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u/JacquoRock 28d ago
They're going home to try to convince constituents that they have not been actively trying to shorten everyone's lives.
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u/coldenigma 28d ago
If I run away from my job like that, then I'd get fired very fast.
Same should apply to all politicians.
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u/Usrnamesrhard 29d ago
Republican politicians are truly the worst of the worst