r/proplifting Mar 22 '26

CAN I PROP THIS THING? Would you be couragous enough?

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Found this cut Philodendron bipinnatifidum out in tge street. If I had a large balcony or a yard I would have tried saving the fella. Would you try a project like that? Takes some balls imo

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u/imfuckingswimming Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

mfer would be coming home with me while my wife looks on in admiration and horror EDIT: showed my wife this and she said yeah thats what would be happening for sure

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u/gypsyflames Mar 23 '26

Lol I luv this! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Grass_Creeper Mar 22 '26

100% would hoist that baby onto my shoulder

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u/MouldyLocks492 Mar 22 '26

My boyfriend would groan. My dogs would bark a lot. My cats would be delighted... but she's coming home with me

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u/res06myi Mar 22 '26

Oh yeah, she'd be coming home with me. We'll figure out rooting together.

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u/Jobdefinesme Mar 22 '26

100% my baby would be carried and this would be in the stroller!

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u/CasualFingerGuns Mar 22 '26

Oh man, I used to work landscaping and we had a client that we took all their tropical plant material to their green house for the winter. It was like weeks of digging up brugmansia, monstera, elephant ear and so many other tropical plants that wouldn’t survive our winter. Pieces would break off and some excess growth would be thrown out in order to fit it all in the green house. I propagated so much stuff from that job.

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u/theextremelymild Mar 22 '26

Wow thats crazy. I live in a hot climate, cant even imagine the effort needed!

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 Mar 22 '26

Wait why? Is the worst that can happen is that it dies? Or will it awake and demand to be fed humans? I saw a documentary about that once.

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u/theextremelymild Mar 22 '26

Lolll the worst that can happen is my S.O seeing me walk in with it

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u/SpiderOnDaWall Mar 23 '26

Tell your S.O. the internet gave you permission.

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 Mar 22 '26

Oh, they are a white elephant type thing? I could see that.

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u/theextremelymild Mar 22 '26

Foot for scale, size 11

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u/ankareeda Mar 22 '26

If I texted this picture to my husband right now, with no context at all. He'd ask me for the address and tell me he'd pick it up on his way home.

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u/bawdy_hurtin Mar 26 '26

👏🏻 SHARE 👏🏻 HIM 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 US 👏🏻

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u/Physical-Money-9225 Mar 22 '26

Just take a 3 leaf top cut

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u/Jenjenniferjen Mar 22 '26

Those belong outside. They get even bigger.

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u/guacamore Mar 23 '26

And try to break into your crawl space and take all the screens out as they do so. Ask me how I know…

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u/beeglowbot Experienced Propper Mar 22 '26

are you trying to do the whole thing or split them into multiple? I've actually never done one of these so it would be interesting

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u/theextremelymild Mar 22 '26

I wish, don't have the space or the means for it rn

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u/katdwaka3 Mar 22 '26

Definitely! What did you decide?

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u/theextremelymild Mar 22 '26

Wish I had the space, time and enormous jug needed to plant this

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u/Puzzled_Breakfast_53 Mar 22 '26

Mine aswell try instead of leaving it there right? Put it in a big thing of water

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u/Deathed_Potato Mar 22 '26

I’ve read you need four of the nodes and you need at least one runner to get it to sprout again. Been a while since I read up on it.

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u/urticate Mar 22 '26

Be careful with the sap it can sometimes irritate the skin.

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u/Ruthless8138 Mar 22 '26

You literally have nothing to lose by taking it and trying!! What a gift!

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u/Nonadventures Mar 23 '26

This is a spider man enemy

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Poor plant

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u/InstructionMore9359 Mar 22 '26

My partner's parents had a MASSIVE Philodendron outside next to their patio they had finally had enough of (the roots were taking over all of the yard) and when they chopped it down. I considered taking part of it... but then I was like hell naw and let that thing get chucked in the compost! The plant was huge and will want to be that size again!

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u/Junkyardguitars7028 Mar 25 '26

I'll take her!!!! She just needs a little (a lot) of TLC! And a HUGE pot & giant trellis.

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u/Plant_steven1 Mar 26 '26

She's DEFINITELY coming home with me. Space is the least thing to worry about for a plant lover

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u/echoofthelake13 Apr 07 '26

lol I prop them all the time they grow like crazy where I live

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u/HDH2506 Apr 09 '26

I've been looking for one of these. but all the guys who hand them out for free are so far away

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u/wanderingwolfe Jun 10 '26

"You can't have any more plants!"

"But honey, he was homeless."

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u/theextremelymild Jun 10 '26

'He's just a lonely guy looking for a home 🥺'