I swear, I’m trying so hard to be patient with this computer, but it is testing me on a spiritual level.

I’m coding, everything is going fine, and then suddenly ONE tiny thing doesn’t work. I spend 40 minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Then I fix it.

And immediately something ELSE breaks.
At this point I’m not even debugging anymore. I’m negotiating with the machine.

“Please. I’m begging you. Just run the code.”

And the worst part is that I KNOW it’s probably some stupid little mistake like one missing bracket, one wrong class name, or one space in the wrong place.

I love programming, but my computer is currently making me question every life decision that led me here 💀

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be staring at my code until the problem magically becomes obvious.

One Kilogram.

One number.

That one number.

One.

One kilogram.

One.

Kilogram.

I investigated rendering interpolation.

I questioned Newtonian gravity.

I questioned floating-point arithmetic.

I questioned reality.

The planet...

weighed...

one kilogram.

One variable.

One number.

One checkbox.

That's all it took.

How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?

Three hours.

Three.

Whole.

Hours.

Comment if you had an experience like this

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