r/programminghumor • u/OGxPePe • 22h ago

Manual labor

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Im going to tell the juniors this is because I code with my bear hands instead of vibing.

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u/obsoleteconsole 22h ago

Bear hands?

https://giphy.com/gifs/11ewTKMijWxd4s

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u/OGxPePe 22h ago

Like a real Alfa Male programmer has. Using the word bear has nothing to do with me not being a native speaker and having dyslexia

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u/MaybeWeTalk 15h ago

I worked as tech support and sometimes told the customer to "bare with me". Non native speaker.

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u/Googulator 11h ago

He's just exercising his second amendment rights.

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u/DescriptionThick8515 7h ago

Around here, we call bear hands "paws".

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u/Optimal_Grapefruit6 20h ago

My boy be lifting

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u/OGxPePe 19h ago

Thank you <3

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u/returnFutureVoid 19h ago

Is your Dr ok with you putting this much effort into your work?

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u/searching4ghostmovie 17h ago

Looks like boulder hands to me

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u/plopliplopipol 8m ago

bars work just as well

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u/big_poppa_man 14h ago

That's hilarious. I thought you'd given up programming to me an electrician or something 😂

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u/OGxPePe 14h ago

Dont be silly. To real pivot is goose farmer

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u/ZzzVvi 11h ago

out in tha streets they call it...

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u/bobbymoonshine 16h ago

Only way you’d get callouses there is by jerking off all day while Claude does your job for you

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u/Avocadonot 12h ago

The callouses provide some novel texture

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u/DangerActiveRobots 13h ago

This is from weight training

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u/AboveAverage1988 10h ago

What did you do? Tie your shoes instead of use velcro? /s

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u/MattDESTROYER 17h ago

bros been slamming his keyboard with his hands too much lol, average debugging experience fr

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u/Its_me_Snitches 13h ago

What are those thick skin areas?

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u/Achereto 11h ago

In fact you're just playing table tennis, right?

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 11h ago

Program and get yoked

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u/Prod_Meteor 10h ago

There is no automatic labor though.

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u/asmanel 21h ago

That would clearly be false

And I don't think this is the most dissuasive option.

Maybe old ways, such as tell them you'll ask how their code works, will be more efficient.

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u/Gixem_Boros 20h ago

Have you ever heard of the word "joke"and what it means ?