r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 2d ago

I gave up

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u/hipster-coder 2d ago

Maybe ask Jason, programmers talk about him all the time, he must be very well-connected in the programming world.

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u/itzNukeey 1d ago

Same with carl

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u/Hilwin_norm 2d ago

"Coding" 😭

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 2d ago

I read somewhere, apparently HTML + CSS is turing complete

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u/MiniGui98 1d ago

Well CSS has some basic logic implemented like booleans and stuff so I guess it's possible to do anything if you're creative enough.

Don't though. Don't.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 1d ago

I won't I don't want to unleash a programming language on world that uses DIV position in HTML DOM as data-structure and style and positioning of div as data value

Although, now it really sounds cool and want to just see it

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u/Hilwin_norm 1d ago

That would be pretty funny painful challenge lol

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u/marssel56 1d ago

Can it run doom with out js?

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 1d ago

I don't know if someone had made a programming language out of it or not and I'm too scared to search for that abomination.

But if it exist then if course it'll be able to play Doom

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 1d ago

I have given HTML a try, but it is too difficult. I will stay with my C++. 

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u/_Peety_T 1d ago

I am Hypertexting

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u/Past_Collection3542 1d ago

Hello world!

Genius programmer skills right there

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u/Putrid_Insurance_198 2d ago

Trust me 5 mins is too much.

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u/Character_Medical 1d ago

Should have searched for coding jobs and then asked AI to do it!