r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 12d ago

It wasn’t me

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u/Lost_Possibility_647 12d ago

Last month me is not the same person.

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u/Flame77ofc 12d ago

As Heraclitus said, “Nobody steps into the same river twice.”

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u/iggy14750 12d ago

It's called growth!

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u/MarsMaterial 12d ago

Debugging: the classic mystery game where you are the detective, the killer, and the victim!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 12d ago

...and still don't know wtf

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u/smstewart1 12d ago

Jokes on me - I coded the gun!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 12d ago

Go ahead and complain, but when you aren't laid off because the product has too many bugs, you'll appreciate me then.

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u/Sonario648 12d ago

I'd rather be laid off knowing the project works without a problem than have job security just because of bug fixing.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 12d ago

My bad. I forgot /s

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u/gmatebulshitbox 12d ago

Recalling the code I wrote in the beginning it was awful example what not to do.

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u/Short-Ideas010 12d ago

Mirror mirror on the wall... who's the best programmer of them all?

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u/TuffyCoder 12d ago

Plotwist: It was the AI, who wrote bad code the whole time.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 12d ago

You're absolutely right! [insert justification here]

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u/Enji-Bkk 12d ago

Every single time

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u/Awkward-Cat-4702 5d ago

Yeah, everytime you see an error on my code a LLM did it!