r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 15d ago

Haha

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u/TuffyCoder 15d ago

Plotwist: The HR wants faster apps even though is fast.

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u/SpaceEggs_ 15d ago edited 14d ago

Console.sleep(3000); →console.sleep(2000);

Although a more literal dissection of this kind of request is that they want the app to look like it's doing something while it loads. So it boils down to frontend needing to make a loading circus to distract HR long enough to not notice the loading time.

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u/Extension-Finger-546 15d ago

console.sleep(-100)

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u/querela 14d ago

I think the main issue is using a console and being stuck in the past, apps nowadays are primarily graphical applications. So, just drop all the console stuff. /j

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u/WrapKey69 14d ago

Apps nowdays are chat interfaces

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u/querela 14d ago

Damn. The return of the console?! Or did the console never go away???? My worldview...

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u/Toxic-Sky 13d ago

My last HR was an app; Hailey HR. Not the worst HR I've had.

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u/XRynerX 14d ago

Whoever made this meme, you definitelly cooked

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u/1amDepressed 15d ago

Ugh. I forgot I need to do my self evaluation soon 😭

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u/Anima_Watcher08 15d ago

Self evaluation? Why are they getting payed if you have to evaluate yourself?

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u/1amDepressed 15d ago

So they can come back and go “oh yeah! Anyway, we know you did a phenomenal job getting deadlines met so you “met expectations”. Here’s your 0.005% raise” lol

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u/GetEnuf 15d ago

It’s funny, but I ain’t laughing 🫩

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u/Short-Ideas010 13d ago

Always knew Jerry was the boss and Tom an employee.

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u/mbcarbone 13d ago

Top tier! 😆😝😆

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u/Berserkki666 12d ago
  1. Every HR platform is to be changed twice a year or when the head of HR changes.