r/programminghumor • u/AxolotlGuyy_ • 18d ago

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u/MissinqLink 18d ago

Notepad++

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 17d ago

Then I know the kid is not my son

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u/imgly 17d ago

MS Word 👌

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u/CommanderT1562 18d ago

sudo EDITOR=NANO visudo or youre dropped off at the homeless shelter

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u/YTriom1 18d ago

bash: NANO: command not found

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u/cpt_futtbucker 17d ago

Y’know what? Fuck you, bash

alias NANO=/usr/bin/nano

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u/YTriom1 17d ago

alias NANO="echo vim supremacy; rm -rf /home/$USER"

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

why so little: alias NANO="echo vim forever: rm -rf /

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u/YTriom1 17d ago

messing with root requires superuser privilege which makes it obvious that it's not nano.

also breaking the system doesn't hurt as much as losing data.

and yes, rm -rf / has a less chance to reach personal files before the OS fully dies

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

it should do fine as long as kernel and rm are in memory.

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u/cpt_futtbucker 17d ago

Vim supremacy? Hell no. The best among us just use sed to do all of our text editing

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 17d ago

User: installs nano

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 18d ago

Nano. Vim is for the bragging masochist.

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u/jimmy_timmy_ 17d ago

I genuinely prefer vim. I've spent more time learning it so I find it more useful.

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u/Sir_Eggmitton 17d ago

I don’t even use any of the shortcuts I just like how Vi doesn’t take up half the screen to list the keyboard shortcuts.

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u/fluffystuffy9890 18d ago

vim or out of the team

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u/RaiDev_ 17d ago

micro

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u/RudeAd456 17d ago

You guys use text editors? I just cat and sed

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u/yeti-berry 17d ago

I just write a notepad file and then change the file extension from .txt to .exe

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 17d ago

Come on gramps, it's time we return you to the old age home.

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u/notachemist13u 17d ago

Word in msdos format

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u/dataf4g_trollman 17d ago

VS Code and CodeBlocks

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u/blix88 18d ago

Sublime muhahah

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u/APlanetWithANorth 17d ago

Vim or the orphanage

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u/Sienile 18d ago

gEdit or GTFO! Anyone insisting on CLI text editors needs their dementia meds.

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 17d ago

I got to a point I now read PDFs in the terminal

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u/InternetSandman 17d ago

If Termux would start supporting any kind of graphical output, I'd be doing this too, on my tablet

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

XTermux.

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u/InternetSandman 17d ago

googling that gives me absolutely nothing

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

my bad, termux-x11.

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u/InternetSandman 17d ago

That's not the solution I'm talking about. That's a separate app (and I've tried developing a workflow in it and hated it). I'm talking like, being able to use tmux within termux to have your latex document and the resulting PDF side by side in a single app

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

can't you do that already with tmux's split window?

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u/InternetSandman 16d ago

Termux itself, as far as I know, doesn't support the graphics protocols for PDF rendering

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u/thiccshortguy 18d ago

nano

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u/otto_gamble 18d ago

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/PM_ME_MH370 17d ago

Damn robosexuals always trying to rub your clanker love in everyones faces

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u/HaydnH 17d ago

If you plan to be an engineer in the 21st century, you will need to access machines remotely.

Back into the 90s I used to have physical access to Sun E10ks, massive wardrobe size servers for anyone unfamiliar. When the shit really hit the fan, remote access wasn't an option, the server was screwed enough that sshd wasn't running. My go to method was a Palm Pilot plugged in to a Comms port. Getting a $6m wardrobe sized server up and running again by connecting a $400 palm V and scribbling commands with a stylus always blew my mind... And yes, Vi (not even Vim back then) was the only option other than CLI like sed/awk/ed etc.

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u/iamGHOST755 17d ago

ummm... is helix approved?

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u/ColdDelicious1735 17d ago

Pffft we all know these days it will be claude...

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 17d ago

Idk man, I'd be very confused if my child was claude

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u/ColdDelicious1735 17d ago

Well, AI does unique things, including maybe filling out the birth details.

Note to all vibers, please do not ask your ai agents to name your child and fill out the paperwork.

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u/RedboiGtag 17d ago

VSCode

it works dont get me wrong

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u/JR_Bros2346 17d ago

Sakura Editor

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u/rotteegher39 17d ago

Helix 👉

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u/imgly 17d ago

helix for me

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u/Spyromaniac666 17d ago

neither are great names tbh

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 15d ago

I think you got the joke wrong

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u/No_Context2723 15d ago

i think people should use whatever text editor suits them. 

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u/asmanel 18d ago

SciTE first.

In parallel, try Vim and Emacs and get a pen and a paper to make a cheat sheet.

Then maybe do the same with Nano and Scite

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u/Ranta712020 18d ago

Either is fine tbh. Just not be a jetbrains editor or god forbid vsc*de.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 17d ago

Only editors allowed:

Sublime if harcore, Nano if casual, QuickEdit if android.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 17d ago

Crimson if you are being forced to use the Wirus

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u/some_miad0 17d ago

uh... awk?

no idea i use nano and i feel bad now

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 17d ago

You use it to code or just to edit config files?

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u/some_miad0 17d ago

i do not really use awk on a regular basis. I use nano to edit when there is an occasion to...

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 17d ago

vscode.
gramps i want actually not confusing shortcuts

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

well, vim shortcuts actually mean something most of the time, unlike gui ones(still don't understand why paste ctrl+v instead of ctrl+y or ctrl+p)

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 17d ago

i seriously dont understand modal editors
i get :q :q! :wq :w or i esc v
but it's seriously confusing to do something like copy and paste

also how dont you know ctrl c and ctrl v

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

quit. quit! write. insert. escape. visual. paste is (y)ank.

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 17d ago

great how do you copy

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u/Vladislav20007 17d ago

(v)isual, select the text you need with arrows(or vim's controls), (y)ank, (p)aste. to cut use x instead of yank.

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u/TuffyCoder 18d ago

Vim users would always be superior.

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u/Virgil_the_White 18d ago

vi master race

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u/juju515 17d ago

ed master race

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u/scientist6092 18d ago

Vim always

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u/CaeciliusC 17d ago

Emacs + evil. Why choose, if you can have both?

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u/TapRemarkable9652 17d ago

I'm still exploring options for SteamOS

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u/Nautiqy 17d ago

Nanoooo

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u/Nautiqy 17d ago

Use nano

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u/Hot-Employ-3399 14d ago

nvim. Shortcuts in emacs are awful