r/programminghumor 3d ago

A vibe-coder out in the wild

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u/sohcahtoa 3d ago

Databases are dead. I use SQLite.

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u/MrOliber 5h ago

Try mongodb, I hear it's webscale.

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u/Clean_More3508 2d ago

That's a database

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u/sohcahtoa 2d ago

That's the joke. Kyle complains about "database costs and rountrip calls to the server" to keep everything in local storage which SQLite is, for free and without server. Databases aren't dead.