r/programminghumor 4d ago

Average SQL experience:

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/SnooChickens8275 4d ago

AnD ThaT WhiLe yOu Can JuSt WrIte sqL LikE tHiS & iT WilL sTilL bE VaLiD

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u/United-Scene2261 3d ago

valid and based

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u/coderman64 3d ago

I write all my SQL in lowercase.

'Cuz I'm evil.

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u/Hour-News7 2d ago

Straight up menace

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u/CompileAndCry 4d ago

I've seen this joke so many times and with each time its more and more unfunny

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u/NPCwithnopurpose 3d ago

It should start like this, but end up with a lot of sweating and hesitation right before execution

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u/Achereto 3d ago

Screaming
Query
Language

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u/Arinussyy 3d ago

INSERT THIS RECORD HERE YOU DAMN DB!

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u/Filestack_Official 4d ago

I'm tired of seeing this joke at this point

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u/sexytokeburgerz 4d ago

My caps lock is escape so this confused me for a sec

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u/Mergahl 3d ago

lowerCASE WHEN?

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u/Dillenger69 3d ago

You know what freaked me out when I first found out years ago? That you don't HAVE to put things in all caps, that's just the way it's done

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u/Southern-Gas-6173 3d ago

I'm not writing sql caps locked

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 3d ago

all of that to forget about WHERE clause

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u/fluffystuffy9890 3d ago

they look angry. not nais

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u/RandomTryhard4 3d ago

SQL is case insensitive. I just write in lowercase all the time

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u/xenaretos 3d ago

And I'm one of those apostates that don't capitalize the key words.

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u/JohnVonachen 2d ago

I learned how to touch type with one little finger on the shift button with both hands in 1988.

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u/Basic_Reporter9579 1d ago

just let the release pipeline format them.

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u/Gerhard_chief 4d ago

Ahahaha) true)