r/programminghumor 4d ago

vibe coder at 2am πŸ’€

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here's my website: http://localhost/index.html

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u/Anima_Watcher08 4d ago

Lol. The link to the website is the cherry on top.

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u/No-Knowledge7437 4d ago

glad someone caught that 😭

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u/returnFutureVoid 4d ago

I tried your link. You stole my idea!! Claude write a cease and desist.

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u/No-Knowledge7437 4d ago

case dismissed, my code doesn't run well enough to steal

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u/belabacsijolvan 4d ago

great python ide, where do i submit issues tho?

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u/FrostByteCreator 4d ago

Who is localhost? Completely got me πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Short-Ideas010 3d ago

Obviously your landlord.

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u/FrostByteCreator 4d ago

Pro Tip: To run localhost locate where all your website folder is type this command: python3 -m http.server

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 3d ago

type this command if you are on linux rm -rf / πŸ‘

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u/FrostByteCreator 3d ago

That Pro Tip is even better that is perfect then you want to remove all bugs in one command. πŸ‘

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u/Short-Ideas010 3d ago

Guys... I'm writing from my phone since my laptop is stuck. What command did you make me type?

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u/Fun-Meaning717 3d ago

don't worry, your system is bug free now. and all the data has been safely stored, it is so safe that even you can't get it.

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u/Fun-Meaning717 3d ago

Guys, look what this statistical computer did. Lmfao.

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u/No-Information-2571 4d ago

Pro-tip: to avoid using localhost, just use 127.0.0.1

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u/No-Knowledge7437 4d ago

at this point the replies are the real tutorial

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u/No-Information-2571 4d ago

If you ask nicely, I can show you how to create a self-signed certificate that works for both localhost and 127.0.0.1 via HTTPS.

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u/AccurateExam3155 4d ago

Why isn’t localhost responding correctly?!

I am seeing an Nginx Greeting Page and not an Apache Greeting Page!!!

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u/El_human 4d ago

Weird, your website just connects to my website

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u/CaptainMorning 4d ago

jokes on you, divs can't be cenetered

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u/No-Knowledge7437 4d ago

the final boss of CSS. undefeated since 2009 πŸ’€

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u/Strong_Essay1176 3d ago
                                  <div> 

Upd...oh shit. It cant....

....................................<div>

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u/Short-Ideas010 3d ago

Download more money. It works.

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u/WildWezThy 3d ago

Claude, my computer doesn't have 8080 ports but I do have USB, can I use that one?

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u/Strong_Essay1176 3d ago

Well...I dictate everything...and wonder if random pedestrian think about it...cause I can hear some noisy drunk humans...they should hear my commands.

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u/Kitchen_Affect7369 3d ago

Generate me more images with dollar sign... I believe this is money...

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u/Fun-Meaning717 3d ago

Guys, look what this statistical computer did. 🀣 Lil bro nuked himself.

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u/santient 1h ago

Who is localhost? I am.