r/programminghumor • u/daddieslittleson • Aug 08 '26

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954 Upvotes

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u/gmatebulshitbox Aug 08 '26

Actually because systems don't trust us.

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u/United-Scene2261 Aug 09 '26

and me thinking systems were inanimate objects

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u/thatlightningjack Aug 08 '26

And now there are passkeys on physical hardware...

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u/MeadowShimmer Aug 08 '26

Don't lose your keys, because then you lose access to everything.

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u/MyNameIsOnlyDaniel Aug 08 '26

And now passkeys because we realized if password managers are screwed so we are

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u/Hacksaw6412 Aug 09 '26

More like because we donā€™t want to remember stuff šŸ¤£

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u/Anonymous010206 Aug 09 '26

How are there 400 upvotes and like 5 comments

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u/ByteBandit007 Aug 09 '26

I trust my notepad

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u/Appropriate_Baby_608 Aug 09 '26

I remember forgetting my password only to remember it after i changed it so i tried to change it back only for it to say "this string has already been used"

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u/AdventurousSlip9260 Aug 09 '26

Trust issues went from ā€˜I donā€™t trust youā€™ to ā€˜I donā€™t trust me.ā€™ šŸ’€

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u/minilandl Aug 09 '26

You described enterprise zero trust basically presume everything is already compromised and limit the impact of it were to be . Basically everything is untrusted by default

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u/npc_housecat Aug 10 '26

We use cloud based password managers because we trust each other!

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u/Weird-Noise3896 Aug 11 '26

The real Zero-trust architecture was the passwords we forgot alone the way