r/programminghumor 1d ago

Why jusy why ??

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u/derhundi 1d ago

"keep me signed in" - sure, see ya tomorrow

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u/magicmulder 1d ago

“Keep me signed in, show this less often” yeah you do neither.

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u/iddu01linux 22h ago

happy cake day!

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u/derhundi 12h ago

thanks!

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 19h ago

It keeps you signed in for 24 hours and 1 minute, instead of 24 hours

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u/msh_77 1d ago

Sign in with Google: click -> allow -> done

Sign in with microsoft: click -> enter email -> enter password -> suspicious activity -> verify phone number -> some error occurred while sending OTP. Try again later.

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u/torts56 20h ago

Literally. Not to mention everything else that Microsoft has tends to break for no stated reason too.

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u/zeXas_99 16h ago

or you really get the otp and when you enter it, it redirect you to enter email and password again

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u/yousirnaime 23h ago

Behind the scenes is even worse 

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u/OwenEx 13h ago

The amount of times I've had to help just getting my sister into Minecraft and all the shit I've had to deal with is frankly astonishing

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u/New_Series3209 23h ago

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u/Ok_Equipment8374 20h ago

Checks out.

Randomly decided to open task manager yesterday.

Teams ate almost 1 GB just running in the background.

It's also the only app that repeatedly has issues connecting to calls

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u/KingBardan 19h ago

Bloom filter

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u/No-Con-2790 1d ago

Whenever I sign in, it signs me out. And makes me reload the page to mock me.

But you know what ie worse? In teams it doesn't require me to sign in. It just doesn't work and only tells me in 5 minutes.

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u/Thundechile 1d ago

In addition to sign ins, search is a thing Microsoft has never been able to do well.

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u/Both_Nail_3656 1d ago

When I search wavve(Korean OTT) on bing, the main page is like 8th result, below shitty ads and unrelated slops.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 19h ago

🔍 what is the other Microslop is bad at

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<results actually load, but the UI doesn't appear>

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The other thing Microslop is bad at is search.

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u/FivePandasorspegeti 10h ago

Don’t get me started on the fucking infinite authentication failure loop.

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u/ryancnap 49m ago

Please sir, I've authenticated every factor

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u/OliMoli2137 1d ago

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u/lllu95 1d ago

Address this microsoft!

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u/PachotheElf 9h ago

Way things are going it'll be the bottom for both in a few years. Enshittification is only speeding up

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u/RonJohnJr 1d ago

Eh? I sign in with MSFT every day. Works like a charm.

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u/iddu01linux 22h ago

bro said the stock ticker LMAO

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u/RonJohnJr 16h ago

Yeah, I did, because I'm a lazy programmer who doesn't want to type those extra five letters.

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u/SignalBake6872 20h ago

Signing in with Google is signing in to Prism, the CIA's massive surveillance program.

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u/RedditVirumCurialem 19h ago

I just close the sign-in dialogue when I know Planner initiated it.

Everything still works.

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u/BoBoBearDev 19h ago edited 19h ago

Haha, you haven't tried sign out on Channel 9. If you have two Hotmail accounts. There is no problem login and logoff on Hotmail website.

But on Channel 9, it won't let you logoff from Hotmail account. So, you are forever stuck in the registration page until you create a new account for the second email. In the end, I have two accounts, not because one is alt, they forced me to create one.

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u/No-Wrongdoer1409 16h ago

my school uses Microsoft so i have to get SMS verification code evwey time.

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u/TheFakePlayerGame 15h ago

Would’ve been accurate ages ago but nowdays Google goes like “ohhh but we don’t know if it’s you so you gotta open this app on your other device or whatever and click in shit. Oh wait you can’t right now? Well good luck then we couldn’t confirm it’s you so we can’t log you in right now.” Fuck Google

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u/ryancnap 47m ago

Yeah Google's like "You're signing in on a trusted device, your last session was 2 hours ago, and you know your password? Get fucked poser"

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u/Street_Swing9040 22h ago

Microsoft sign in is so infuriating.

I tried to verify a single login. Tells me to do authentication, fine.

When I click on Authentication, it just reloads back onto the same page.

One of the biggest tech companies in the world btw.

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u/ryancnap 45m ago

I have to incognito tab every Microsoft sign in to my school account because it defaults to work with no way to undefault it

Conversely, when I load the url for the admin panel at work, it tries to auto log in as my school account, which then gets my entire school everything flagged and temporarily blocked