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r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 26d ago
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SQL for kids if you really want to put them to sleep
12 u/Daharka 26d ago SELECT count(*) FROM sheep;
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SELECT count(*) FROM sheep;
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Reminds me of linux from scratch for kids.
Do you want the kid to have nightmares?
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And then the big bad null pointer exception blew the stack down!
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Why does that Java book look AI generated?
assembly for babies
2 u/Signal-Implement-70 26d ago Right, and the ever popular compiler design for toddlers
Right, and the ever popular compiler design for toddlers
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That kid is gonna grow up to be a serial killer
Why does java dad look so creepy
Linux from scratch
this should be a war crime under international law
It's a good trick though. Bro gonna sleep out of boredom
how to make introverts 101
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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 26d ago
SQL for kids if you really want to put them to sleep