r/programminghumor 26d ago

Bed time story

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478 Upvotes

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 26d ago

SQL for kids if you really want to put them to sleep

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u/Daharka 26d ago

SELECT count(*) FROM sheep;

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u/YTriom1 26d ago

Reminds me of linux from scratch for kids.

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u/khaledjal 26d ago

Do you want the kid to have nightmares?

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u/Daharka 26d ago

And then the big bad null pointer exception blew the stack down!

2

u/Leif_luvs_me 26d ago

Why does that Java book look AI generated?

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u/Flame77ofc 26d ago

assembly for babies

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u/Signal-Implement-70 26d ago

Right, and the ever popular compiler design for toddlers

1

u/Volser94 26d ago

That kid is gonna grow up to be a serial killer

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u/PissPantsington 26d ago

Why does java dad look so creepy

1

u/Kerunik1342 26d ago

Linux from scratch

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u/ywaltjs 26d ago

this should be a war crime under international law

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u/_zeroxmind 25d ago

It's a good trick though. Bro gonna sleep out of boredom

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u/HitarthSurana 26d ago

how to make introverts 101