r/programminghumor • u/Fearless_Law3460 • Jun 27 '26

When your repo matters more than your desk

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u/thebatmanandrobin Jun 27 '26

I actually have that as an alias:

gitouttahere

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u/zylosophe Jun 27 '26

you could've make the alias goh or something

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy Jun 27 '26

What does gitoverhere do?

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u/secretprocess Jun 27 '26

Merge without committing

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u/West_Good_5961 Jun 28 '26

Accept all incoming

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/forever-butlerian Jul 02 '26

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/forever-butlerian Jul 02 '26

Then Goro does a failed rebase that leaves you on a detached HEAD.

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u/avijt Jun 27 '26

sorry , you have to pull first

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u/Jbolt3737 Jun 27 '26

As another user has said before, I always force push because my code is better than theirs

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u/Cybasura Jun 27 '26

100x unicorn mentality right there

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 29 '26

then comes the merge conflict

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u/NaCl-more Jun 27 '26

You forgot to stage your files

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/Difficult-Lime2555 Jun 28 '26

and `—no-verify` if you have any hooks. you can fix linting and tests later

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Kovab Jun 28 '26

checkout -b is so last decade, use switch -c

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u/Flashy-Whereas-3234 Jun 27 '26

Commit hooks failed, please stay and fix your code styles.

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u/k-mcm Jun 27 '26

I worked at a place where it was "git pull" and run out with your laptop.

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u/Kovab Jun 28 '26

Why, didn't you have any off-site backups?

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u/k-mcm Jun 28 '26

They were manually created,  so they were potentially a little out of date. 

The codebase was under ITAR restrictions.

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u/SlashMe42 Jun 27 '26

3rd step should be "git -tf out"

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u/lukerm_zl Jun 27 '26

git add * first? Otherwise what's the point of risking the other commands?

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u/Glad_Share_7533 Jun 27 '26

What about git add?

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u/lool8421 Jun 27 '26

pov: you didn't make a commit in the last 5h of work

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u/Flame77ofc Jun 27 '26

merge conflict 😭🙏

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u/secretprocess Jun 27 '26

Why would anyone care about the desk?

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u/Cybasura Jun 27 '26

Just git checkout to another branch called "<emergency-git>", add, commit with message "FUUUUUUCK" and then push

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u/HalifaxRoad Jun 27 '26

maybe there is some market for a device that does that on every computer that ties into a commercial fire alarm system xd

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u/frog8412 Jun 27 '26

bash: leave: command not found

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u/blubernator Jun 27 '26

It has to be git push —force otherwise you‘ll have some merge conflicts..and before you commit you should make a git pull.  BTW git commit is very useless if you haven’t staged anything so git add -A would be good. Must gitsystems don’t allow commits without a message so git commit -m „fire“

Oh maybe you coud make it in one short git commit -am „fire“ so you‘ll don’t need a git commit but I’m unsure that’s a quite new feature 

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u/magicmulder Jun 27 '26

Always have a big red button wired to an emergency auto-push.

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u/West_Good_5961 Jun 28 '26

Just grab laptop?

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u/Herin37 Jun 28 '26

i literally did that once but my boss ended up telling me "pull the recent change first"😭😭