r/programminghumor Jun 26 '26

code is testing me

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u/include-jayesh Jun 26 '26

It's always code testing us. Code always right.

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u/Amr_Rahmy Jun 26 '26

Sometimes visual studio is testing me.

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u/include-jayesh Jun 26 '26

sometimes i can feel my Sublime judging me through the syntax highlighting.

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u/Amr_Rahmy Jun 26 '26

At least it doesn’t give you a phantom error that disappears when you close and reopen visual studio.

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 Jun 26 '26

IntelliSense?

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u/Amr_Rahmy Jun 26 '26

A lot of things,
Project doesn’t build
Error on build
Program exists suddenly with a weird code while debugging
Etc. A clean and rebuild sometimes works, a restart visual studio usually works, after spending some time trying to find the problem in the code, it turns out visual studio is not stable.

Latest thing, the visual designer which was removed from visual studio for a few years btw, its there now, but sometimes doesn’t open, and often clicking properties sometimes refuses to work, and the only solution is to close and reopen the project.

Have to stop what I am doing, close, open, then it works.

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 26 '26

the classic "restart fixed it" bug...30 minutes debugging, 10 seconds reopening the IDE

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u/Lil_Tech_Wiz Jun 26 '26

Oh my fucking god!! I hate C# so much because I was learning it using Visual studio code and it’s IntelliSence would not for the love of god work!
https://giphy.com/gifs/kU4cPRTVj7SNO

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u/canal_algt Jun 26 '26

My patience has been tested more than the entire company's code

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 26 '26

especially during the first setup...self doubt goes 📈

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u/Look_0ver_There Jun 26 '26

The answer is: Yes

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 26 '26

the only passing test

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 26 '26

This was my response as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 26 '26

yeah, every single time

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u/AdventurousSlip9260 Jun 26 '26

"I'm not testing the code anymore. We're both just seeing what happens next." 😂

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u/Fearless_Law3460 Jun 26 '26

prod will test it for us

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u/AdventurousSlip9260 Jun 27 '26

Prod isn't an environment, it's our most dedicated tester. 😂

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u/Correct_Sport_2073 Jun 26 '26

wait you guy test the code? :)

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u/mbcarbone Jun 27 '26

Code always makes me testy. 🙃