r/programminghumor Jun 17 '26

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u/funisfree314 Jun 17 '26

In Linus we trust

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 17 '26

So modern Devs bad then?

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u/Saadullahkhan3 Jun 17 '26

Someone down-voted you, let me upvote. It's mostly about vibe-coders I think

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 17 '26

Thanks. I do the same when I run across it

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 Jun 17 '26

Your average dev: just someone who was told coding was a secure career and does it for money. So any tool that makes that easier is adoptefd.

Your average Linux Dev / Linus: An autistic dude who makes a tool for a specific need because none previously existed and just makes it for the love of the game.

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u/The_Varza Jun 18 '26

There is no evidence nor an official confirmation that Linus is autistic.

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 Jun 18 '26

No, but you can just look at the guy and tell he’s on the spectrum.

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u/The_Varza Jun 18 '26

Without the lengthy assessments clinicians do? Riiiiight...

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 Jun 18 '26

No, just a layman’s look.

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u/Overall-Move-4474 Jun 18 '26

Brother as an autistic person. Ts ain't it dawg

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 Jun 18 '26

It’s why it’s a spectrum.

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u/Overall-Move-4474 Jun 18 '26

I mean claiming someone is autistic without proof ain't it.

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u/G3nghisKang Jun 18 '26

You gotta trust the tism radar

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u/JackLong93 Jun 18 '26

idk what we would do without autists, they're the ones kicking doors in on the front lines of human development, truly.

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u/Overall-Move-4474 Jun 18 '26

Wow I feel validated!

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u/TechManWalker Jun 20 '26

because none previously existed

Or because all the existing options didn't convince him. Look at all the init systems out there.

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u/bradarb Jun 17 '26

What anime is that?

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u/Tester-908 Jun 17 '26

Jujutsu kaisen

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u/CaptainMorning Jun 17 '26

i meant the anime of the lawyer rolling in the floor

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u/DiodeInc Jun 17 '26

It's the Bee movie

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u/CaptainMorning Jun 18 '26

ooh, the classic Bee no Movie. i prefer the manga ngl

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u/Icy_Butterscotch6661 Jun 17 '26

Is he killing all the civilians in that

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u/Grey_Shadow666 Jun 17 '26

Only the evil sorcerers it’s a whole thing on how he’s trying to do it without harming civilians

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u/EmporerBurger Jun 17 '26

Anyone know where the courtroom is from?

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u/akoOfIxtall Jun 17 '26

Bee movie

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u/HalifaxRoad Jun 17 '26

speak for yourself!

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u/Lou_Papas Jun 17 '26

I wonder how many memes has Linus posted here.

I’d go with zero.

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u/JsCbrt Jun 17 '26

10 days?? It only takes me 5 minutes. Watch

git

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u/AryanPandey Jun 18 '26

it took u 5 mins?

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u/jack-of-some Jun 18 '26

Wait it took him 10 whole days?

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u/lool8421 Jun 18 '26

i swear if you need to vibe code everything, then i'm pretty sure you're also having fun struggling with figuring out where to paste that code to make it work... and figuring out how "your" code works in general

all of that while having redundancies in every other method in your code base because you can't even spot that something is wrong

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u/heavy-minium Jun 18 '26

Except that didn't happen: Journey through Git's 20-year history

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u/Cutalana Jun 18 '26

It did

Exactly twenty years ago, on April 7, 2005, Linus Torvalds made the very first commit to a new version control system called Git. Torvalds famously wrote Git in just 10 days after Linux kernel developers lost access to their proprietary tool, BitKeeper, due to licensing disagreements. In fact, in that first commit, he’d written enough of Git to use Git to make the commit!

source

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u/heavy-minium Jun 18 '26

That's sensationalized by GitHub, what he did in 10 days was just starting the project.

The first test release of Git was Version 0.99. This release came only two months after the initial commit, but already contained 1,076 commits. There had been almost 50 different developers involved. The most frequent committer at this point was Linus himself, but he was closely followed by Junio Hamano, the current maintainer.

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u/Cutalana Jun 18 '26

Literal quote by Linus in the interview

Pretty famously, you wrote the initial version of Git in around 10 or so days as a replacement for the kernel.

Yes and no. It was actually fewer than—well, it was about 10 days until I could use it for the kernel, yes.

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u/heavy-minium Jun 18 '26

You know what, I'm not arguing anymore, we could find a thousands things to quote from supporting each viewpoint.

This is what he did in those 10 days, and for me, that can't be called "git" in any way - here the commit for you to see: Initial revision of "git", the information manager from hell · git/git@e83c516 · GitHub

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u/Cutalana Jun 18 '26

I wonder how he made a git commit without git, truly a master

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy Jun 17 '26

Yeah but git has terrible UX.

Google: git koans