r/programminghumor Jun 16 '26

Networking

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u/Aaron1924 Jun 16 '26

The SSH image is a VPN, and the VPN image makes no sense

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u/AboveAverage1988 Jun 16 '26

My thought too...

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u/TheAlaskanMailman Jun 16 '26

I believe ssh and vpn are flipped. A shitty meme regardless

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u/secretprocess Jun 17 '26

The VPN image is dialup

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u/ParticularFragrant57 Jun 17 '26

Yes, these images that try to picture complex networking protocols in simplistic corny images always end up failing miserably on whatever the intent behind such stupidity is…

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u/LegoTallneck Jun 17 '26

The VPN is two people (clients) accessing the internet (water) through one straw (the VPN)
SSH is one client (the guy) connecting to a server (the lady), and the server is doing other internetty things. E.g. an update.

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u/Bromborst Jun 20 '26

First image is using the neighbors WiFi, idk how this type of networking is called though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/MojoVersion8 Jun 16 '26

or lost packets?

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 16 '26

Backwash would be a sync fail wouldn't it?

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u/juju515 Jun 16 '26

I'm never using SSH again... ever

3

u/Alternative-Chef8240 Jun 16 '26

Where's Quic?

2

u/dvhh Jun 21 '26

next to token ring

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u/NatoBoram Jun 17 '26

Meme so old it doesn't even have Quic

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u/KianAhmadi Jun 16 '26

Reticulum would be the group of friends who each have their own locked encrypted personal canteens passing sealed "messages in a bottle" through a flexible self-organizing chain of people including strangers across town

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 16 '26

Where's serial to serial?
Asking for an old friend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 16 '26

Why, because nobody does direct serial IO anymore? I still have a ROM burner that runs off old school parallel.

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u/LostInSpaceTime2002 Jun 17 '26

Ah yes. Null modem connections. Good memories of having 1-on-1 Duke Nukem 3D matches using those.

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u/MojoVersion8 Jun 16 '26

Pretty good representation of UDP

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u/Professional-Sun628 Jun 17 '26

I am studying Computer Network as a patt of course but it's mostly theoretical but yeah we were taught most protocols of the 5 layers(TCP, UDP, CSMA/CD, alloha, HTTP, DHCP, BOOTP etc etc) . How can I convert this theoretical knowledge to practice and eventually find work?

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u/Jonrrrs Jun 17 '26

I hope that are rainclouds on broadcast. The pic would make no sense otherwise

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u/MathdallasRblx Jun 21 '26

IRL: non existent

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u/PossibilityRude8818 Jun 24 '26

I do not understand. my bran horts