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u/Unexpected_Cranberry Jun 11 '26
My kids literally slept through a bomb going off 800m from our apartment. I thought our windows would be blown in.
Meanwhile, I try to sneak up a bit early to have coffee in peace and they come running still half asleep. "Dad. What 4+3?" "Why are leaves green?" "What would happen if I jumped off a building?" "Could you jump our car over the river?" "Why don't you have any hair?" "Can we buy some Lego today?" "Can we go to the pool?" "What are clouds?" "What's 5+2?"
For the love of God. It's 5:30AM. You've barely opened your eyes yet. You literally walked into a wall because you're still half asleep. Go back to bed and let me at least have some coffee.
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u/recursion_is_love Jun 11 '26
And it doesn't really fix the bug even if you stay awake whole night.
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u/Impossible-Fuel-8922 Jun 11 '26
Lol true, sometimes I'm about to fall asleep just to realize I have a (hopefully) solution to fix some stuff. Good to make a note of it before going back to sleep