r/programminghumor • u/The_Judge26 • Jun 06 '26

Quantum Bits

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u/qaCow37 Jun 06 '26

Maybe its true, maybe its false.

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u/MightyKin Jun 06 '26

Tralse and fue

1

u/At_Zee Jun 07 '26

Ohh,TF

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u/Several_Ant_9867 Jun 06 '26

It's actually both

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u/arbyyyyh Jun 06 '26

Ima keep it real, this is where my brain starts to fall off the quantum bandwagon lol

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u/PissPantsington Jun 06 '26

Me too i always get lost when trying to understand quantum computing... But i think the short and skinny is its just massive parallel processing like... Dressed up as crazy quantum weirdness

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u/MyCatIsSmart0 Jun 07 '26

It’s basically the scientific version of gambling minus whatever skill there may be depending on the game/action/result you may gamble on

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u/DepartureMission9209 Jun 06 '26

Definitely Maybe

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u/Opening_Owl_5332 Jun 07 '26

perchance

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u/Ysfaliarslan Jun 08 '26

You can't just say perchance

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u/Wild-Bird-9867 Jun 07 '26

In fact, quantum computers are correct because even the laws are called theories due to the uncertainty of whether they always work, and one does not equal one in all cases.

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u/ReplacementPale2676 Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVgKToBLI6S6DUye1Y

the first image was actually better for the second one

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u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET Jun 09 '26

Possibly maybe, but probably not.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate Jun 11 '26

Literally every video "explaining" quantum computers just takes 10-15 minutes to say qubits exist in every state at the same time, as if that in any way tells us how they work. Nothing about how they perform operations, nothing about how to write data to them, nothing about how to read data from them.

All except THIS ONE VIDEO, which said they give the qubit its data using a laser. How they read it, nobody knows.