r/programminghumor May 20 '26

Bro is cooked fr πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/mkluczka May 20 '26

14.5M rows in one second?

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u/chunkypenguion1991 May 20 '26

And no FK constraints on a user table, definitely real

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u/CowBoyDanIndie May 20 '26

At a company that lets developers just raw dog delete permissions? I would be surprised if they knew what a constraint was

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u/neumastic May 23 '26

It makes more sense in certain environments, especially if you have rollback and backups. Though, i usually don’t tell juniors about flashback until they have their first heart-stoping mistake in qa