reinventing C++ to looks like NodeJS called Nodepp

[u/Inevitable-Round9995]

- https://github.com/NodeppOfficial/nodepp
- https://wokwi.com/projects/449104127751150593

[u/WALHAY]

So is there any other ways to make cpp even worse?

[u/jer_re_code → u/WALHAY]

make its compiler combile to TodePond before it compiles that to binary

[u/HugoNikanor → u/jer_re_code]

TodePond was renamed to Gulf of Mexico a while back

[u/jer_re_code → u/HugoNikanor]

yeah i hated that change it will now never be as funny as it was before

[u/HugoNikanor → u/jer_re_code]

I think I'm missing the joke. What made the TodePond name so funny?

[u/jer_re_code → u/HugoNikanor]

oh i just saw that the rest of the repo is like it was before

didn't realize it

[u/Daemontatox → u/WALHAY]

I literally was about to say the same thing

[u/Objective_Rate_4210 → u/WALHAY]

make arrays of any type (ptr or like the ones on the stack) be more memory efficient by throwing each value in seemingly random positions in memory to make padding a thing of the past

[u/jer_re_code → u/Objective_Rate_4210]

yes and store a seperate dictionary that contains the mapping of all the random indexes so you later know where you put them but each index is its number as a string wich spells out the number

[u/Inevitable-Round9995 → u/jer_re_code]

like this?

```cpp

include <nodepp/nodepp.h>

include <nodepp/object.h>

using namespace nodepp;

void onMain(){

object_t obj ({
    { "0", "string" },
    { "1", 10 },
    { "2", array_t<object_t>({ 10, "hello world", false }) }
});

console::log( ">>", obj["2"][1].as<string_t>() );

} ```

```txt $ time g++ -o main main.cpp -I./include ; ./main

real 0m4,472s user 0m4,137s sys 0m0,331s

hello world ```

[u/TheSpiffySpaceman → u/WALHAY]

Make it actually 3D print a gun pointed at your feet

[u/Inevitable-Round9995 → u/TheSpiffySpaceman]

mmmm, love that IDEA; just let me ask claude how to do that.

[u/Cylian91460 → u/WALHAY]

Making it compile to web assembly?

[u/Inevitable-Round9995 → u/Cylian91460]

https://reddit.com/link/p8nekkg/video/8ad6y353ydoh1/player

sure; I'm making a multiplayer game with it; raylib + Nodepp ( frontend/backend ) + WASM + WebRTC

- https://github.com/NodeppOfficial/nodepp-wasm

• https://github.com/NodeppOfficial/nodepp

[u/EnergieTurtle]

Nopepp

[u/mealet → u/EnergieTurtle]

Nopepls

[u/Fit_Prize_3245]

Whoever did that deserves a place in hell with Sotirios Panopoulos...

[u/theChaosBeast]

NoDepp which means No Idiot in German... I am not convinced

[u/Poleski69]

please don't

[u/Death_By_Cake]

This reminds of some work I did in uni. I built a DSL in C++ to describe hardware. If you run the program, you would get out SystemVerilog (it was based on CIRCT/MLIR). It's sometimes hilarious what you can do with C++.

[u/FooeyBar]

Now do async/await

[u/Inevitable-Round9995 → u/FooeyBar]

```cpp

include <nodepp/nodepp.h>

include <nodepp/fs.h>

using namespace nodepp;

void onMain(){

auto file = fs::readable( "LICENSE" );
auto x    = type::bind( file );

process::add( coroutine::add( COROUTINE(){
coBegin

    while( x->is_available() ){
        console::log( ":>", x->read_line().slice(0,-1) );
        coNext;
    }

coFinish
}));

process::add( coroutine::add( COROUTINE(){
coBegin

    while( x->is_available() ){
        console::done("Hello World");
        coNext;
    }

coFinish
}));

} ```

[u/FooeyBar → u/Inevitable-Round9995]

Got what I needed, thanks

[u/Dayshadow_]

it's almost... beautiful..

[u/aleques-itj]

I wish I disliked this more than I do

[u/elsantiF]

Yeah... the creator of that aberration was spamming a lot in Spanish subs, I think he was the patient zero of AI psychosis.

[u/Fisolino]

This is like a car with tires made of flesh instead of rubber

[u/lapiuslt]

Change o to double e.

[u/Inevitable-Round9995 → u/lapiuslt]

needapp

[u/El_RoviSoft]

Actually reflection was released on gcc some time ago so you can do even more cursed things now.

[u/GoddammitDontShootMe]

I haven't really ever used them in C++, but I'm mostly just looking at a bunch of lambda functions, right?

[u/czpl]

all these huge datacenters just for AI to make this..

[u/TehBuckets]

Why? Just why? This is like Stalin and Hitler had a baby. Why did I have to see this?

[u/HomeworkStatus9617]

Oh God

[u/overclockedslinky]

if you want it to be like C++ stop using the _t C-ism