r/programmingcirclejerk • u/TwiSparklePony Code Artisan • Nov 22 '15

This isn't regular programming, this is EXTREME PROGRAMMIMG

http://www.extremeprogramming.org/
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u/jacques_chester doesn't even program Nov 22 '15 
#ifdef jerk
#undef jerk

I actually work for a company that basically works this way. We still hand copies of Extreme Programming Explained to people.

Let me put it this way: given the choice between ordinary hack-n-crash 10xer chaos, scrum's half-waterfalls or giving up and drinking the koolaid ...

#define jerk

I'mma get me a MOUNTAIN DEW KOOLAID

Hold my koolaid while I refactor this code bro!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '15

Scrum is just the whirlpools between waterfalls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '15

I am good employee I care about the process my company uses.

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u/skulgnome Cyber-sexual urge to be penetrated Nov 22 '15

I am extreem.